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come and clean

my bath then. Badumm tish!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)

pff

was it designed by mackintosh?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)

It's the lesse known

Victorian designer, Armitage Shanks. ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)

ah.

does your bathroom light at least have a tiffany-glass shade?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:35, archived)

Hello lovely lady.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:40, archived)

same to you!

i'm in a good mood today, i got free chicken!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:41, archived)

Free food is fucking excellent.

Or is it a live chicken? If so call it Fae. In fact, fuck it, call it Fae anyway.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:42, archived)

Does she *have* to fuck it?

Can't she just call it Fae?

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boris the spider, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:43, archived)

If she calls it Fae then she'll be overcome

with a sudden urge to fuck it anyway.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:43, archived)

so are you saying that your natural horny fuckability is as a result of your name?

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:45, archived)

It's why I get my bitches to say it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:48, archived)

That and the uncanny resembelence.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:49, archived)

Now I understand everything

Thank you all.

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boris the spider, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:50, archived)

I'm gonna go and get a beer now

and call it Fae. I shall then do unspeakable things to it with my general mouth parts.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:48, archived)

As if you could do anything else.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:51, archived)

it's not live, it's drumsticks

i've just been checking my receipts and realised the shop never charged me for a huge bag of drumsticks. i did used to have a live chicken, it was a rhode island red called lenny henry.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:46, archived)

I want a chicken.

That'd be ace. I'd call him Percival.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:52, archived)

I'd have a duck with "Percival" as its middle name.

And Christopher as its first.
Chris P. Duck

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ClanSoul, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:56, archived)

Oh bravo.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:57, archived)

This is what he'll look like

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ClanSoul, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:58, archived)

He am lully.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:04, archived)

Yes, he am :]

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ClanSoul, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:12, archived)

i'd like a couple of dorkings

but i can't really keep them in a suburban communal garden :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:57, archived)

Couple of what?

Get a chameleon. Call him Kro'nth'Ptaa-Ech.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:59, archived)

dorking.

very old breed of chicken

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:01, archived)

Ahhhhh.

I know NOWT about fowl.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:01, archived)

My Dad used to work at Chessington zoo

They had a penguin called Pringle

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:02, archived)

Catch a baby fox and then domesticate it.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:01, archived)

I'm afraid not.

We used to have a faux one in the bedroom but I accidentally broke it. I hated it.

Bathroom shade is etched glass though.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:46, archived)

i love tiffany glass

i like art nouveau glass, too, especially if it's encased in pewter

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:48, archived)

Hello.

I thought I saw you today, but I don't think I did. And even if I did, I'm not shouting 'PASANONIC' at rush hour without being sure.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:39, archived)

hehe.

you are getting mightily obsessed with seeing me around recently. You need to remember I'm currently oop North.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:47, archived)

What can I say, Manc lads do it for me.

My ex (who looks remarkably similar to one of the lads out of Superbad) came from Stockport. Which isn't far, as I recall.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:50, archived)

Indeed no.

It's not far from Manchester although in a different county. It's not far from me in Cheshire.

I screwed that up. I meant in a different county from me but not that far. In fact Stockport used to be in Cheshire when I was a lad. I think they moved it.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:51, archived)

Well he took me to Manchester.

So there. He and all his mates hung around on that...bit with the big steps. Near Starbucks.

Even then I wondered why.

(I should point out this is about 7 years ago)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:52, archived)

I have no idea where you mean.

I can't recall where a starbucks is in town. I avoid the centre now if I can.

Most of the half-wits and chavs hang around in the Arndale Centre or if they are having a treat and a day out they go to the Trafford Centre

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:55, archived)

It's a big outside bit

FULL of goffik teenagers.

Does that help?

I nicked his virginity. But that's another story for another time.

How was your day? Did you hit things with other things and grunt a lot?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:56, archived)

I'd guess somewhere around Affleck's Palace,

but I don't know if there's a starbucks around there.
I'm with Pasanonic and generally avoided the centre when I lived there.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:57, archived)

Afflecks Palace.

I've been there, that's where the big white snowbeasty thing is, yes? I bought beads.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:00, archived)

Could well be.

It's a confusing maze with lots of little stalls and tattooists and music shops and things.
I bought my devil fancy dress costume there.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:02, archived)

I barely remember it at all.

I was all enamoured and teenaged.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:06, archived)

I've sat on my arse drinking coffee

and watched TV all day and exchanged pleasantries and not so pleasantries with people from the Home Office and my MP.

I expect it was the Town Hall in St Peter's Square.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:58, archived)

That must have been nice.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:00, archived)