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# \o/
and also: I used to when she had some meat on her.

More tattooed women fancying people please. That aren't emos.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:33, archived)
# ooh and this, muchly
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:33, archived)
# ^ this
and how long have her top canine teeth been missing?
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:33, archived)
# There was a girl in the queue in front of me
today in McDonalds and she had great tattoos all up just one arm.
Petite, short hair, polka dot dress. She caught me looking and showed me them.
I nearly melted right there.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:36, archived)
# if you get laid, take pictures or it never happened
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Haha.
WIth this girl or just in general?
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:38, archived)
# that's the spirit mate
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:39, archived)
# i fucking love tattooed birds
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:37, archived)
# I'm going to get my first tattoo on the 24th.
\o/
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Yaaaaay- they're addictive.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:39, archived)
# marvellusly
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Best pain there is.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:42, archived)
# i always come out feeling like i want ti fight a mutant alligator
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:43, archived)
# I always feel strong, horny and in need of a cigarette and a pint.
Strong's a big one though. Goodness knows why.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:44, archived)
# thats exactly it
the urge to fight or fuck an alligator whilst smoking and drinking
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Yes, exactly.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:47, archived)
# I can't wait.
I've wanted one for so long but not seen anything I like enough. Untill now...
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Well have FUN.
Take a chocolate bar. Don't get drunk or do drugs. If you need to stop at any point, ffs say so.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:42, archived)
# ^this with big 'uns chap before me when i got my last one threw up all over the artists
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Hahahaha, I saw a guy blow chunks
as he was getting his chest done all over the artist's head.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Yes Cap'n!
I'm going with two mates. One of whom I fancy the pants off. Bad idea?
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Possibly, you could hurl or faint.
Outside chance though. My mate faints every time and he's got *counts* 6? 7?
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:46, archived)
# I was thinking more along the lines of,
if anything happens between us and it goes sour, I may always associate the tattoo with her. I'm not really the fainting or vomitting type.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Oh, also that.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:48, archived)
# choo getting?
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:40, archived)
# A jesus fish,
with legs and Darwin in it. On the inside of my fore arm.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:41, archived)
# ah yes, had one of those on the back of my car for years now
needs replacing, the wind friction hasn't been too kind on it... now it just looks like a legless fish!

er... a fish!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Ah yes,
there's a van down the road with that on it.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Hell yeah.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:38, archived)
# i may have a job soon if i do i'm getting my preacher tat:)
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Oh fuck yes.
Let me see it if you do.

OH HELL YES. You awesome boy.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:40, archived)
# if i get the job you'll see it at the bash f'real
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:41, archived)
# :O Seriously?
You are the bomb, my friend. I'll buy you a pint.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:43, archived)
# sounds good to me :)
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Ohhhh yes. Excellent choice.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:50, archived)
# :)
i'm going to have chat with the artist and see if can get it made to look like a sailor jerry style
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:54, archived)
# Oh my!
This I've got to see.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:55, archived)
# actually is there anyone on here who'd be good at the designing you think?
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:00, archived)
# I can draw on me and pretend it's a tat?
ALSO: I AM MAKING RICE AND KIDNEY BEANS. OMNOMOMOMOMOMOMO. Whilst listening to Toroidh too - for extra obscure points.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:50, archived)
# Bleurgh, beans.
Unacceptable.

I haven't had dinner, not hungry.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:51, archived)
# *heartbroken*
I NEEDS PROTEIN N SHIT.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Make a stencil of some shape, then take some sandpaper to it.
Fairly painful, but supposing you don't do it too deep it will only be temporary.

*may not be good advice*
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:54, archived)
# Chicks dig scars dood.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Do it then.
You could probably make a stencil out of one of your black and white painting things.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:06, archived)
# MAKE SURE YOU HAVE COOKED THE BEANS
Kidney beans are poisonous raw O_O

(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:59, archived)
# THEY'RE SORT OF COOKED. I'M NOT TOO WORRIED IF I POISON MYSELF.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:02, archived)
# You're my hero.
^.^
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:04, archived)
# I DEFY BEANS.
I DEFEYE BEENZ
I DEAF EYE BEEZ
I DEAF AYE BEE
I DEF YE BEE
I AM BEE

I got bored so I skipped a few steps. BUT IT TURNS OUT I'M TOTALLY A BEE AND THAT'S TOTALLY AWESOME. I probably shoot lasers too which is also awesome.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:11, archived)
# =O
EMO!



Ps: I pretty much agree with your sig ¬¬
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:06, archived)
# if you got them out of a can they're already cooked
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:10, archived)
# This guy knows his beans
^_^
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:11, archived)
# studentz
lolz
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:14, archived)
# i checked with my housemate who is the hugh fairly-long name
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Ow well that's completely taken the danger out of dinner.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:15, archived)