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# Hello
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)
# LEAVE AMY ALOOONNNEEE!!!!
LEAVE HER ALLONNNEE!!!!!!


Ahem, I mean, wooity-yay
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:30, archived)
# *holds up white sheet and gets eye liner out*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:32, archived)
# have you ever watched any of his/her other videos?
i've never seen a guy take so much joy in impersonating an opinionated bitch before
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:33, archived)
# no..but i am on youtube right now
i shall have a look

edit: dear god someone kill him...and give him a razor...make up and girly hair fine...but lipstick and stubble..not a good look.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:37, archived)
# and his dialect is neatly somewhere between valley girl and southern town-dweller
answer: he is from Jupiter.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:43, archived)
# god he scares me
and this video is just beyond words

youtube.com/watch?v=edLR8fj6roo&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:44, archived)
# I'm surprised you haven't said you want to beat him to death yet.
And vomit in his eyes.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:49, archived)
# goes without saying
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Nah, I think it's just the pills.
WHERE IS THE RAGE? WHERE?!
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:54, archived)
# in my sides and my stomac and vagina right now
IT'S A BLOODY RAGE I CAN TELL YOU.


i'm in tooooo much pain to get angry.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Sounds like a sexy kind of rage.
THERE IS A RAGE IN MY VAGINA!
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:57, archived)
# nout sexy about periods
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:57, archived)
# A rage in your vagina sounds fairly sexy though....
It's probably a blessing i've never had to deal with that really, because i'd probably just find the monthly excuse to go mental unbearable.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:00, archived)
# I find not being pregnant extremely sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Hahah
interesting way of putting it...
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:02, archived)
# so you must find life for you eveeeeeery day extremely sexy
but it is good to know one is not pregnant...just be nice to know a little less often..once a month is faaaaaaar to much for my liking.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:03, archived)
# I mean in the case of my partner.
 
especially those months when it's like PHEW, THAT WAS CLOSE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Didn't want to take inflatable annie to the clinic again eh?
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:04, archived)
# I'm a lot of things, but an objectophile isn't one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Are you mineral?
Vegetable?
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:07, archived)
# use protection!
but yes i agree!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Hmm weirdly I kinda like having periods...
it's like 'PHEW , I'M FERTILE! Babies of teh futures are safe!'

^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:05, archived)
# hahaha
i'm sure i'm not very fertile...but i still hate the fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Bad ones?
I mean, I've never had cramps EVER *touches wood* but I guess they would be muuuch more annoying if they hurt lots...

(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:09, archived)
# ladywoman says she doesnt get any pain at all
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:14, archived)
# i get reeeeeeeeeaaally bad cramps
and stupidly heavey periods...but i got speccial painkillers off the doc..altho they make me feel sick..but the fucking cramps are horrific.

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Eeek *hugs*
One of my friends passes out every time she tries to have a shower when she's on her period... must properly suck having them get in the way like that... =[
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:18, archived)
# You're strange, I'm gonna block you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:08, archived)
# i accidently clicked i liked this
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:59, archived)
# accidently my arse!
;) ;)
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:00, archived)
# *accidentalies your arse*
Mmmm, like a peach.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:13, archived)
# what the fuck
KILL IT!!!!
PLEASE!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:54, archived)
# Is it wrong that I would sex her?
I think it's the tattoos.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:32, archived)
# i would...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:32, archived)
# \o/
and also: I used to when she had some meat on her.

More tattooed women fancying people please. That aren't emos.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:33, archived)
# ooh and this, muchly
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:33, archived)
# ^ this
and how long have her top canine teeth been missing?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:33, archived)
# There was a girl in the queue in front of me
today in McDonalds and she had great tattoos all up just one arm.
Petite, short hair, polka dot dress. She caught me looking and showed me them.
I nearly melted right there.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:36, archived)
# if you get laid, take pictures or it never happened
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Haha.
WIth this girl or just in general?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:38, archived)
# that's the spirit mate
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:39, archived)
# i fucking love tattooed birds
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:37, archived)
# I'm going to get my first tattoo on the 24th.
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Yaaaaay- they're addictive.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:39, archived)
# marvellusly
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Best pain there is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:42, archived)
# i always come out feeling like i want ti fight a mutant alligator
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:43, archived)
# I always feel strong, horny and in need of a cigarette and a pint.
Strong's a big one though. Goodness knows why.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:44, archived)
# thats exactly it
the urge to fight or fuck an alligator whilst smoking and drinking
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Yes, exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:47, archived)
# I can't wait.
I've wanted one for so long but not seen anything I like enough. Untill now...
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Well have FUN.
Take a chocolate bar. Don't get drunk or do drugs. If you need to stop at any point, ffs say so.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:42, archived)
# ^this with big 'uns chap before me when i got my last one threw up all over the artists
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Hahahaha, I saw a guy blow chunks
as he was getting his chest done all over the artist's head.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Yes Cap'n!
I'm going with two mates. One of whom I fancy the pants off. Bad idea?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Possibly, you could hurl or faint.
Outside chance though. My mate faints every time and he's got *counts* 6? 7?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:46, archived)
# I was thinking more along the lines of,
if anything happens between us and it goes sour, I may always associate the tattoo with her. I'm not really the fainting or vomitting type.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Oh, also that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:48, archived)
# choo getting?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:40, archived)
# A jesus fish,
with legs and Darwin in it. On the inside of my fore arm.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:41, archived)
# ah yes, had one of those on the back of my car for years now
needs replacing, the wind friction hasn't been too kind on it... now it just looks like a legless fish!

er... a fish!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Ah yes,
there's a van down the road with that on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Hell yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:38, archived)
# i may have a job soon if i do i'm getting my preacher tat:)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Oh fuck yes.
Let me see it if you do.

OH HELL YES. You awesome boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:40, archived)
# if i get the job you'll see it at the bash f'real
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:41, archived)
# :O Seriously?
You are the bomb, my friend. I'll buy you a pint.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:43, archived)
# sounds good to me :)
www.b3tards.com/u/f9d89e8a11037c5bd200/genesis.png

i'm getting this one
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Ohhhh yes. Excellent choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:50, archived)
# :)
i'm going to have chat with the artist and see if can get it made to look like a sailor jerry style
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:54, archived)
# Oh my!
This I've got to see.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:55, archived)
# actually is there anyone on here who'd be good at the designing you think?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:00, archived)
# I can draw on me and pretend it's a tat?
ALSO: I AM MAKING RICE AND KIDNEY BEANS. OMNOMOMOMOMOMOMO. Whilst listening to Toroidh too - for extra obscure points.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:50, archived)
# Bleurgh, beans.
Unacceptable.

I haven't had dinner, not hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:51, archived)
# *heartbroken*
I NEEDS PROTEIN N SHIT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Make a stencil of some shape, then take some sandpaper to it.
Fairly painful, but supposing you don't do it too deep it will only be temporary.

*may not be good advice*
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:54, archived)
# Chicks dig scars dood.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Do it then.
You could probably make a stencil out of one of your black and white painting things.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:06, archived)
# MAKE SURE YOU HAVE COOKED THE BEANS
Kidney beans are poisonous raw O_O

(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:59, archived)
# THEY'RE SORT OF COOKED. I'M NOT TOO WORRIED IF I POISON MYSELF.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:02, archived)
# You're my hero.
^.^
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:04, archived)
# I DEFY BEANS.
I DEFEYE BEENZ
I DEAF EYE BEEZ
I DEAF AYE BEE
I DEF YE BEE
I AM BEE

I got bored so I skipped a few steps. BUT IT TURNS OUT I'M TOTALLY A BEE AND THAT'S TOTALLY AWESOME. I probably shoot lasers too which is also awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:11, archived)
# =O
EMO!



Ps: I pretty much agree with your sig ¬¬
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:06, archived)
# if you got them out of a can they're already cooked
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:10, archived)
# This guy knows his beans
^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:11, archived)
# studentz
lolz
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:14, archived)
# i checked with my housemate who is the hugh fairly-long name
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Ow well that's completely taken the danger out of dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:15, archived)
# I'd nob her.
I'd put a johnny on and everything, but she's still nobbable
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Oh yeah defintely,
maybe a black sack.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:34, archived)
# A french tickler
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:34, archived)
# The ladies prefer it.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Oh aye
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:37, archived)
# "nobbable"
is officially my Favourite Word Of The Night now.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:38, archived)
# I like a girl with tattoos
just not, erm... prison tattoos :D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Pussy.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:36, archived)
# hehe
yup, that's me!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Hahahah!
Hey mate, how's everything going?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:42, archived)
# hey! amy is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:52, archived)
# I'll click THIS ok?
Because I want to keep compo-likings to a minimum and it'd be pointless to return one to me because I'm not entering ;]
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:53, archived)
# what the fuck are you babbling about?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Something not concerning you, possibly why it doesn't make sense to you.
It was a comment to urbane legend, if you notice.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:57, archived)
# i demanded he click my compopost earlier.
he declined.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Mainly on the grounds that I didn't see it, and was busy digital painting :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:04, archived)
# don't give me your excuses.
*flounces out*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:06, archived)
# What CAN I give you?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:07, archived)
# i'll click your reply then.
*does so*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Hahahah
alright then :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:57, archived)
# : )
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:57, archived)
# Ahhh back when she was fit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:59, archived)
# i like that.
who's the shady bastard in the background?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Me, in my lucky blue coat.
 
dunno, it was part of the source image.. from google images last year, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:03, archived)
# That's great :D
I'll have to click this one too.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:01, archived)