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# Have a Sunday sea monsker :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:01, archived)
# Oh fucking WOW
that's ace and I want one for a pet.

I'll call him Mick.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:03, archived)
# how about breeding a giant one with hollow bones that could carry a crew
a living suddermarine FTW
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Nooo, the poor precious, I imagine it'd hurt
when we wandered around.

Nah, I only want him to be about 30 foot long, not big enough for peoples. Awwwwww ittle Mick.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:13, archived)
# just big enough for eating peoples
but only ones that you don't like, obviously
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Exactly.
But the rest of the time he is a lovely cuddly thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:15, archived)
# *writes all this down*
I'll get right on it!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:17, archived)
# \o/
Top bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:20, archived)
# so, you don't like little people?
*hides in the corner*
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:18, archived)
# I'm not big myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Then watch out for that hideous monster!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:24, archived)
# thats just phenomenal, well done
but im afraid i'll have to kill it with hammers
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:04, archived)
# ^all of this
but it's better if the hammers are on fire first
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:04, archived)
# they usually are!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Hmm...
*fetches milking stool*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:05, archived)
# \o/
*awaits results*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:06, archived)
# about half a pint of creamy goodness
and a very nasty nip on the shoulder.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:10, archived)
# that's enough for a few cuppa's
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:11, archived)
# you'll have to brew up
on account of me having lost an arm
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:13, archived)
# cor blimey! lost an arm!
is this some kind of musichall gag from 1943 ?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:14, archived)
# I should have put nipples on it
in anticipation of this reply...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:08, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:09, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:11, archived)
# how very impolite of me...
batty b3taday to you sir...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Y Fank U
Rather fun, isn't it? :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:19, archived)
# No Worries....
You deserve to have a "Hippy Bird-Day"

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Thanks very much,
*feeds it flowers and muesli...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:20, archived)
# thats not a hippy bird its a gay parrot
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:21, archived)
# He looks like he's had a cock-a-too
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:23, archived)
# haha! well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:25, archived)
# can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:05, archived)
# EVERYTHING can be milked
it's just knowing what to pull on
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Dairyman's challenge is a go!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:09, archived)
# dairymen around the world have just started competing for the prized Golden Churn
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:13, archived)
# I bet they are beating themselves into a frenzy to fill that churn!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:15, archived)
# wow
thats amazing!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:07, archived)
# woo fear
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:08, archived)
# that's good
but have you got anything with longer ears, it can sit on the side of the speed boat
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:08, archived)
# I have no idea what it is
But I want one!

Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:08, archived)
# How does it smell?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Very well, thankyou
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:52, archived)
# can i have him please
he's ace
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Do you have a bigger version please :-D
I'd like to have a nosey.

I'm seeing a seal, a rhino and a spider in the mix....
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:26, archived)
# I don't I'm afraid, but your guesses are accurate,
I do tend to do stuff for b3ta purely sized for the board
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:58, archived)