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[challenge entry] Will this do?
I like it anyway...

(nb: text a little unclear. It says 'Wonderbra Woman' if there's any confusion. And no tattyshop at work.)

From the Crap Superheroes challenge. See all 601 entries (closed)

(bedsitmartyr : Doctor of Bottles, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 13:12, archived)
# that's okay
nobody's looking at the text ;0
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 13:13, archived)
# I was looking at the
tits.
(I helped save b3ta! technical itch, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 13:17, archived)
# Boobies! Phwoooor!
(what? you expect me to be witty when THOSE are staring at me?)
(pattybutty and chips, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 13:23, archived)
# They are NOT boobies..
...they are BREASTS apparently. According to my female manager who is standing right behind me. (oops)
(bedsitmartyr : Doctor of Bottles, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 13:31, archived)
# To-may-ta, To-mah-to
There just plain fun whatever you call them!!
(pattybutty and chips, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 13:39, archived)
# who cares about the text
I would
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 13:13, archived)
# false advertising
say no more
But i still would
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 13:14, archived)
# it makes a change though,
you can legitimately use half naked women to advertise bras
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 13:15, archived)
# knockers are boring
I love her hair.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 13:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 13:18, archived)
# Haha!
Shocked silence
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 13:19, archived)
# Honestly...
what DO you see when she goes down on you?
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 13:20, archived)
# good point
your mum does have long hair!
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 13:22, archived)
# oi
you forgot to give me the fiver!
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 13:23, archived)
# £3.50
she didn't bring me tea afterwards!
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 13:24, archived)
# Wool?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sandman-uk, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 13:25, archived)
# Knockers in general
are smashing
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 13:22, archived)
# In the absence of Dr Phil...
I'll fill in:

But would she? Eh? Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 13:15, archived)
# probably not
and sh'e have a crick in her neck by the time you got round to it anyway, from staring down like some kind of demented goth, at her shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 13:31, archived)
# I'm sorry
but she clearly has a computer generated head.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 13:18, archived)
# oi
did you see bovieman?
*edit* does this classify as stalking?
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 13:20, archived)
# I saw Bovieman,
and was afraid.
LEAVE ME BE!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 13:30, archived)
# as if that could happen
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 13:32, archived)
# And?
So what?

I would

Yay for lovely looking ladies with computer-generated heads.
(kryptik, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 13:24, archived)
# Yay
for lovely looking ladies in general.
(bedsitmartyr : Doctor of Bottles, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 13:28, archived)