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# almost without question
... my lady's dad's called Dave - he's the best one I've met so far. ... although he's usually up to something too.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)
# My dad's called Dave.
And he is always, ALWAYS plotting something.


I've also got two friends called Dave, and they're both naughty monkeys. And two exes called Dave (not the friends) who were also always up to stuff.


Naughty boys, are Daves.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Mr Veritas is a Dave
Dave is naughty.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)
# SEE?!
The Rule Of Dave.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:34, archived)
# it has been proven beyond reasonable doubt
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:35, archived)
# I'm a fucking scientist.
*sciences at Prof* Check out my sciencing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:36, archived)
# I am a Dave
And I'm not up to anything
Honest
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:39, archived)
# LLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
probably
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:41, archived)
# your right
I am up to something
but you'll never find out till it's too late
Muhahahaha
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:46, archived)
# good
I like surprises
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:47, archived)
# I might already know.
I might be looking forward to it.

Do your worst.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:49, archived)
# A likely story.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:41, archived)
# woah... that's the fastest science I've ever seen!
[SCIENCE OVERLOAD]
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:40, archived)
# You knows it, baby.
Turn around, for you I have extra special science.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:42, archived)
# *puts on lab coat and kilt*
*adopts science stance*

hit me with it

*slaps own face repeatedly*

I'M FUCKING READY!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:46, archived)
# I've never found you sexier than right now.
I'm going to science you until you can't stand up any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Points
Not as "Science" as Proffessor My Ang Lee
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:50, archived)
# More science
due to not having the face and arse of a four year old.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:51, archived)
# a four year old what?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:54, archived)
# *single tear of joy*
enough of the foreplay - I'm primed
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:51, archived)
# After this you put the waste paper bin
on your head and we'll go outside and play Silent Hill.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:53, archived)
# if I can still walk
you're on
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:00, archived)
# What about Dave Lee Travis?
It's a fairly large stretch of the imagination to believe he is even thinking.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:43, archived)
# I reckon he's got one plan.
Just the one. And he thinks it's amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:47, archived)
# My wife is called Dave

and so are all my sprogs

may contain lies
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:39, archived)
# My wife is called Brett.
And my sprogs are called missing, invisible and LOLIYAMNOTBORNEDYET.

*shoots self in head with air rifle* sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:42, archived)
# My cousin did that
but his name was jeremy, not dave
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeremy_Bamber
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:45, archived)
# genuinely your cousin?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:02, archived)