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# Marz Attoks

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Keep reaching for the rainbow
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:53, archived)
# tits in a battle suit!
literally all my dreams have come true.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)
# And so it begins...
The invasion has started! D:
(BkBilly You see... what had happened was..., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)
# and i for one welcome our new large breasted overlords.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:21, archived)
# what he said.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)
# no aardvarks?
oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Take them if you like
I prefer cod anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:56, archived)
# zzzzzzzzzomg
thats awesome
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:57, archived)
# What you say?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Wouldn't
* She intimidates me

PS. This www.b3ta.com/board/8305787 deserves more comments (I am still loling)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)
# I agree.
Comment added.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:10, archived)
# don't encourage Dave,
it'll only go to his head
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Never encourage anyone called Dave.
They're usually up to something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:22, archived)
# almost without question
... my lady's dad's called Dave - he's the best one I've met so far. ... although he's usually up to something too.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)
# My dad's called Dave.
And he is always, ALWAYS plotting something.


I've also got two friends called Dave, and they're both naughty monkeys. And two exes called Dave (not the friends) who were also always up to stuff.


Naughty boys, are Daves.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Mr Veritas is a Dave
Dave is naughty.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)
# SEE?!
The Rule Of Dave.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:34, archived)
# it has been proven beyond reasonable doubt
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:35, archived)
# I'm a fucking scientist.
*sciences at Prof* Check out my sciencing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:36, archived)
# I am a Dave
And I'm not up to anything
Honest
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:39, archived)
# LLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
probably
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:41, archived)
# your right
I am up to something
but you'll never find out till it's too late
Muhahahaha
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:46, archived)
# good
I like surprises
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:47, archived)
# I might already know.
I might be looking forward to it.

Do your worst.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:49, archived)
# A likely story.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:41, archived)
# woah... that's the fastest science I've ever seen!
[SCIENCE OVERLOAD]
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:40, archived)
# You knows it, baby.
Turn around, for you I have extra special science.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:42, archived)
# *puts on lab coat and kilt*
*adopts science stance*

hit me with it

*slaps own face repeatedly*

I'M FUCKING READY!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:46, archived)
# I've never found you sexier than right now.
I'm going to science you until you can't stand up any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Points
Not as "Science" as Proffessor My Ang Lee
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:50, archived)
# More science
due to not having the face and arse of a four year old.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:51, archived)
# a four year old what?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:54, archived)
# *single tear of joy*
enough of the foreplay - I'm primed
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:51, archived)
# After this you put the waste paper bin
on your head and we'll go outside and play Silent Hill.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:53, archived)
# if I can still walk
you're on
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:00, archived)
# What about Dave Lee Travis?
It's a fairly large stretch of the imagination to believe he is even thinking.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:43, archived)
# I reckon he's got one plan.
Just the one. And he thinks it's amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:47, archived)
# My wife is called Dave

and so are all my sprogs

may contain lies
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:39, archived)
# My wife is called Brett.
And my sprogs are called missing, invisible and LOLIYAMNOTBORNEDYET.

*shoots self in head with air rifle* sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:42, archived)
# My cousin did that
but his name was jeremy, not dave
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeremy_Bamber
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:45, archived)
# genuinely your cousin?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:02, archived)
# All my everything are belong to you :D
Jolly woo, Jolly Jack :)
I do like your drawings
And not just for their feministic nature ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:04, archived)
# She can have all my bass
just leave the rest of my amphetamines please!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)
# I missed those martian girls
What ever happened to the pic of two of them and the chimp in the spacesuit?

Edit: yes, i am serious
(Three Percent Battery Remaining, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:08, archived)
# yum
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Can I set her on my client please?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:11, archived)
# I've been speaking to Glasgoblins today.
Bless their cottons, they've all been very difficult and I'd be more angry with them if they didn't have such lovely accents.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:12, archived)
# YAY
:D

Everyone in Scotlands is worried about petrol. I'm alright - I have a bike.

YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:17, archived)
# I'm a sucker for a good Scottish accent.
I don't know why it works so well, but it always does. I blame my mum's best mate, I've been around his dulcet Dundee tones for *counts* 19 years or so. Add a kilt and an argument and you may as well just call it porn.

I'm not worried about petrol, I have a bus. Well, it's not MY bus but it picks me up right outside my house so it may as well be.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:20, archived)
# I've lived in Scotland for 10 years
not matter how much whisky I drink I still have a Durham accent... kind of.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Northerner, it'll do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)
# awesome!
I'm just good enough :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)
# I've never been owt but that
and it always works for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)
# all though school "[Prof Undercover] would be a freakin genius
if he would just apply at least some of his attention to what we want him to do..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Sounds just like me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Yaaay :D
Do more of these!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:15, archived)
# gah - ya clever tallented bastard
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:18, archived)
# This is quite simply one of the best things ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)
# has invader zim had a sex change?
HURRAH!!!
(Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)
# hell yeah!!
:D

*cleek*

this reminds me a little of unreal2

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Color this now!
Plx
(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)