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# Cheeky!

But I like the cut of your jib. May I keep you?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Are you sure?
I drink an awful lot of tea
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)
# *narrows eyes*
how much tea?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Well
I can't stand a cold cup of tea so I have to drink it within five minutes of receiving it. By the time I've put the cup down after my last gulp, I'm thirsty again.

I've never done the maths.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)
# well - if it takes you less than 5 minutes to drink a cup
... and there are 15 waking hours in which you drink tea... and it takes 3 minutes to boil the water and 3 mintes to brew the tea and 1 minute to wash the sup... let's say you're consuming a cup of tea every 15 minutes, factor in needing the toilet, eat, doing work, talking to people, let's say 3 cups of tea an hour, which is 45 cups a day, ... American weights and measures states that a cup is 0.2365882 litres which * 45 == 10.646 litres a day
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:45, archived)
# *hugs*
Thank you!

So I'm somewhere near drinking the recommended 2 litres of water a day, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:57, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/board/8309513
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)
# I should say
there's enough to last us both a week at most.

Oh God! Only a week! *quivers*
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:35, archived)
# We shall enslave newbie-kind
and make them our tea slaves.

It's more than they deserve.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:37, archived)