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# Bottom left...
www.thorpepark.com/

My work here is done.

*Grabs coat and any remaining volauvents and runs.*
(Dok Zombie Cash, gash, pie and mash., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:29, archived)
# No, it's not.
You need to post the picture now.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:29, archived)
# It's almost not worth the edit...
Meh.
(Dok Zombie Cash, gash, pie and mash., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:31, archived)
#
almost
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Go away.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:33, archived)
# be a dear
read the faq

I doubt we really need to see yet another case od two hands holding something that you saw somewhere and reminded you soewhat vaguely of a goatse
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Normally I don't post this sort of this, but since it's you
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Is it Tuesday today or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:29, archived)
# no - it's not tuesday until next monday
you must be working on Grenich meen time
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Every day is Tuesday, recently
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Every day is tuesday lately.
(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)
# It's tuesday every day now, in case no-one's told you.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:35, archived)
# its tuesday, its always been tuesday, and you'll never leave
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)
# yes its tuesday
everyday
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:46, archived)
# When the kids start singing and the band begins to play?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:47, archived)
# No, thats wednesday
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Okay so.
I need ideas for a nice thing for to draw.

I have no ideas any more. Not since the accident.

Please say the names and faces of your ideas here.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:30, archived)
# THEY BUILD A HOLIDAY CAMP FOR BEES
BUT THE DOORS ARE TOO TIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:31, archived)
# draw a bin
(waxdart hello., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Science at the speed of thought
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:31, archived)
# T?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:33, archived)
# many thanks
I trapped my thumb in a toilet door earlier.

it hurt, but I didn't cry.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Tristan is the name of my idea.
He has two eyes, but you can't see one of them because he is in profile. IN PROFILE I TELL YOU!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:31, archived)
# "the names and faces of your ideas here"
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Cheeky!

But I like the cut of your jib. May I keep you?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Are you sure?
I drink an awful lot of tea
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)
# *narrows eyes*
how much tea?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Well
I can't stand a cold cup of tea so I have to drink it within five minutes of receiving it. By the time I've put the cup down after my last gulp, I'm thirsty again.

I've never done the maths.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)
# well - if it takes you less than 5 minutes to drink a cup
... and there are 15 waking hours in which you drink tea... and it takes 3 minutes to boil the water and 3 mintes to brew the tea and 1 minute to wash the sup... let's say you're consuming a cup of tea every 15 minutes, factor in needing the toilet, eat, doing work, talking to people, let's say 3 cups of tea an hour, which is 45 cups a day, ... American weights and measures states that a cup is 0.2365882 litres which * 45 == 10.646 litres a day
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:45, archived)
# *hugs*
Thank you!

So I'm somewhere near drinking the recommended 2 litres of water a day, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:57, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/board/8309513
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)
# I should say
there's enough to last us both a week at most.

Oh God! Only a week! *quivers*
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:35, archived)
# We shall enslave newbie-kind
and make them our tea slaves.

It's more than they deserve.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:37, archived)
# A bloody great big penguin pretending to be a tiger in order to get a job selling penguins to tigers
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Hahahaha
Marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:36, archived)
# do something political
like voting
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Please draw
a spider on a bicycle. The spider should be wearing a propeller beanie. And shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:32, archived)
# draw thorpe park
all of it
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Jeremy paxman urinating on the face of Trevor McDonald
While Michael Buerk looks on in awe, wearing nothing but suspenders and a maids outfit
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Again?
I thought you'd be happy with my vector of the original photo but nooooooo...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)
# biscuits which already contain tea
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:33, archived)
# How do I go about
dunking the biscuits into themselves?!

Brain ache!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:35, archived)
# That is a marketing man's wet dream right there!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Tea doesn't taste that bad.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:38, archived)
# poubelle diving
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Native American Indian space programme
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)
# dinosaurs jousting
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)
# I shall do this one.
But alas! I might not have enough time to finish it today, so I will post it tomorrow. Tomorrow!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:47, archived)
# the love which shall not speak its name
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:37, archived)
# someone rolling on the floor, laughing until their behind falls off.
draw the resulting mayhem; frantic 999 calls, people slipping on blood/ shit. that kind of thing.

(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Fish with legs.
Go on.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:37, archived)
# that's be a walrus
wouldn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)
# or...
boats with legs.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Hahaha
That's....... incredible.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:42, archived)
# hahaha
its got a sheep!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:46, archived)
# bye
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:31, archived)
# cock off
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:31, archived)
# I think you're mistaking us for people who love links
Indeed, some of us probably do love links, just generally not here and now and in this manner.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:31, archived)
# ever get the feeling there is a classroom of kids online?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:31, archived)
# I regret posting the b3ta url on my school notice board now.
I didn't, and never will, do that.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:33, archived)
# shouldn't you be doing homework?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:36, archived)
# ...
damn.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Ha Ha Ha!
Yeah, the IT teacher's had to nip out of the room for a moment...
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)
# I WAS SAVING THOSE VOLAUVENTS!
*shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Are you WICKEDWEB?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:32, archived)
# are they touched ham volauvents?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)