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# i'm not clicking that
i don't smoke, so shitting is my only way of having a midmorning break from work
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:33, archived)
# You should take up smoking
or just leave the building for a while.

It's surprising how few people notice that kind of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Im an air-traffic controller
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Have a midmorning wank instead.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:34, archived)
# have one or two!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:37, archived)
# but then i wouldn't get a break in the afternoon!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Hey, it's free, legal and on tap.
Have as many as you want.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:38, archived)
# hahaha that made me think of this
youtube.com/watch?v=zn6Z9djh8eA
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:38, archived)
# you are /links
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:41, archived)
# haha.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:41, archived)
# I knew what that was before I even clicked it.
*rapes moistly*
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:41, archived)
# well it's golden
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:41, archived)
# I thought you were talking about your parts for a second there.
You have no idea how much my eyes widened.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:43, archived)
# what?
my vagina is gold, but thats beside the point.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:44, archived)
# You should wipe more carefully then.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:45, archived)
# EEWW
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:46, archived)
# What do you mean ewww?
"ARGH THERE'S PISS ON MY VAGINA, THERE'S PISS ON MY VAGINA. GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!"

Also, I just watched The Fifth Element, that film always makes me want a Lilu.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:47, archived)
# mullltiiipaaassss.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:45, archived)
# haha i love that
but cake factory is better IMHO
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:49, archived)
# When I worked in an office for a couple of months,
I trained myself to shit once mid-morning and once mid-afternoon. Just to break up the day.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Great idea
I'll give it a go.
(Nelly, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Best of luck.
If you can stretch them out to 10-15 minutes each go, that's almost half an hour of the day gone.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:40, archived)
# I'll do my best
I could just say that I've been for a dump when if fact I've just been practicing the two a day method.
(Nelly, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:48, archived)
# this^
but more because I was being paid for it...

I also took fag breaks
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Interesting fact:
Your manager doesn't really care what you're doing if you're away from your desk. It's just the fact that you're away from your desk that matters.

If you're going to take a break, just go to the shops and get a coffee or something. There's no need to force out an unwanted turd.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:41, archived)
# or key the cunt's car
and wipe shit on the door handles
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:43, archived)
# This is also an acceptable option.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Luckily, I've managed to escape that environment.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:44, archived)
# two a day?
how the fuck is that possible? once every other day and its hurts like buggery
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)
# I'm not going to pretend they were both magnificent beasts.
But it passed the time. I've now settled into a comfortable 1 a day rhythm.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:30, archived)
# my body ecology is too messed from irregular sleep and too much booze
and living on a diet of about 80% protein
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Well you're technically not allowed to be healthy as a student.
So good work.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 0:39, archived)