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# Why's nothing getting done?
(SquidHead, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Are you wanking?
is that why nothings getting done?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:49, archived)
# I think
it's because i'm here
typing this

..and wanking
(SquidHead, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:50, archived)
# wanking gets in the way of everything.
working,
cooking,
sex.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:55, archived)
#
driving
(SquidHead, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:56, archived)
# seeing
/repressed Victorian
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:57, archived)
# getting a pint at the bar
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Look, I just didn't have any change ok?
I'll buy a round when I've moved back to Pompey.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:59, archived)
# that'll be the day!
=)
you going to the london bash?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:01, archived)
# I am indeed.
And we're actually moving to Portsmouth...

I might take a while, but it WILL happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:02, archived)
# YAY!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:06, archived)
# It's going to look exactly like that...
With the added benefit of when I drive you home from the pub I don't have to ask for directions...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:10, archived)
# HURRAH!
*looks forward to it*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Could be about a year though....
Stupid jobs / houses / other.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)
# still,
be good to be able to see ya!
not in a scary stalkerish way either!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:21, archived)
# But we can still do the stalker thing for old time's sake...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:34, archived)
# I live in Portsmouth!
But I work in Chichester, so cannot join you for any lunchtime 'fun'.

My, those sailors look jolly and gay.
(I helped save b3ta! gareth_alien will be human again at, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)
# someone should orginise a portsmouth bash.
*coughs*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Portsmouth bash!
All the sailors I've met haven't been jolly and gay. They've been homophobic and aggressive.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:20, archived)
# I believe the term is "jaunty"
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:44, archived)
# yup
it's more like shirking from home
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:50, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:52, archived)
# *fires up the kettle*
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:54, archived)
# ha !
I've just returned from firing up the kettle, to read this.
(SquidHead, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Sounds like a good idea
Coffee anyone ?
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:57, archived)
# tea please
leave the bag in, no sugar
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:58, archived)
# hmmm
I have to say for curing severe lack of interest in the no work that exsist this board is making my day fly...
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Ay
Bag left in ?? WHY ?
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:01, archived)
# I pick the bag out and eat it first
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:16, archived)
# tealol
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:19, archived)
# can i have juice please.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:59, archived)
# What Flavor ?
??
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:01, archived)
# eel
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Eel ay ?
Well try everything once !
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:06, archived)
# what a splendid idea
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:56, archived)
# cos your legs are broke?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Love It
I do nothing at work, except look like im doing something in my own office. Would make no difference if I worked from home but would really like too....
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Jeremy Kyle finished ages ago
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Zounds!
Your head is covered in ants.

(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:50, archived)
# How have you killed a guitar sir?
And what guitar was it?

And has he been sitting near the sentient gherkin?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:54, archived)
# It was a pile of shit acoustic off of ebay for dirt cheap.
I tightened up the strings and the anchor point on the body broke off :(


Lesson: if you want something to not break make sure you get the better product.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:24, archived)
# because you dont
have hips?


/unhelpful
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:51, archived)
# who needs hips ?
when your arms don't even reach waist-level.
(SquidHead, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:57, archived)