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# I once fwapped over a viz annual
We were trapped in the middle of nowhere and it was the closest thing to anything sexy I could find, but I still find that shameful and am pretty disgusted with myself to this day
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Out of interest what is wring one out to
Buster Gonads or Fat Slags?
(waxdart hello., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Because it's not even remotely sexy?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Nonsense.
Girls don't wank. OR PERHAPS YOU'RE NO GIRL! Eunuch!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)
# what girls have you met?
nuns?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:21, archived)
# All of them.
Each and every last one. Why?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)
# cos all the girls i know wank
and quite often talk about it, in detail
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)
# They're just pretending
and talking about it to get you hot under the collar. Then they laugh at you. Like this: "Ha ha."
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Nun.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:24, archived)
# I can't really imagine how anything in Viz could ever be the closest thing to anything sexy
Why didn't you simply use your imagination?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Because we were there for a whole week
and I'd got bored of using my imagination, plus I didn't have time to sit around investigating routes to get myself off, I needed something instant and ready made sexing
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:21, archived)
# the need for instant gratification can be a dangerous thing

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:25, archived)
# What the heck
were you looking at?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:16, archived)
# *hangs head*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)
# for shame jessie.


i could have understood if it was a over pictures in the back advertising expensive sex lines from women who like to be dominated by their sexy neighbour whilst giving 30second hand relief.

but over a viz cartoon strip, for shame.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)