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# Congratulations matey
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Eewwwww
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Is this supposed to be a joke?
This is exactly what happened the other day to me. Except I'm not a vicar. It's still too recent to see the funny side of it. Bloody Royal Mail. :(
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:05, archived)
# It'd be funnier of you were a vicar.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Most things would.
There's no shame in it.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Needs more "Lawks!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)
# ^

'ning sir
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Hello!
I just gazzed the professor
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)
# He's not online very much at the min
(can't get on at work and has to use my laptop to get on at home for now)

shall I point him towards it when he gets home or is it anything I can answer/enjoy?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Yes, he told me.
Just help him find a way to go on/board during work time ;)

I just gave him my number, so we can meet up
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Ah, nothing short of a new job could achieve that I fear :(
but I shall lend him my laptop so he can make a note of it
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)
# cool
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:51, archived)
# everything is funnier
by virtue of it having happened to a vicar
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)
# You type wisely.
See also: anything involving larger ladies' undergarments.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Oh no!
I already have enough problems with Dave pillaging my underwear drawers without it being encouraged board-wide!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Keep a sharp stick by
the front door.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Hahaha I love these!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:05, archived)
# haha O.O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:06, archived)
# THis is what Viz used to be like when it was funny
happy days
Have a click and a woooo
(waxdart hello., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:06, archived)
# I once fwapped over a viz annual
We were trapped in the middle of nowhere and it was the closest thing to anything sexy I could find, but I still find that shameful and am pretty disgusted with myself to this day
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Out of interest what is wring one out to
Buster Gonads or Fat Slags?
(waxdart hello., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Because it's not even remotely sexy?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Nonsense.
Girls don't wank. OR PERHAPS YOU'RE NO GIRL! Eunuch!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)
# what girls have you met?
nuns?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:21, archived)
# All of them.
Each and every last one. Why?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)
# cos all the girls i know wank
and quite often talk about it, in detail
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)
# They're just pretending
and talking about it to get you hot under the collar. Then they laugh at you. Like this: "Ha ha."
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Nun.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:24, archived)
# I can't really imagine how anything in Viz could ever be the closest thing to anything sexy
Why didn't you simply use your imagination?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Because we were there for a whole week
and I'd got bored of using my imagination, plus I didn't have time to sit around investigating routes to get myself off, I needed something instant and ready made sexing
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:21, archived)
# the need for instant gratification can be a dangerous thing

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:25, archived)
# What the heck
were you looking at?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:16, archived)
# *hangs head*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)
# for shame jessie.


i could have understood if it was a over pictures in the back advertising expensive sex lines from women who like to be dominated by their sexy neighbour whilst giving 30second hand relief.

but over a viz cartoon strip, for shame.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)
# WooHoo
You know, I think I would prefer them to do this. Rather than putting a "Sorry we called, but you where not in" Card through the door..WITHOUT EVEN KNOCKING WHILE I AM SAT IN THE LOUNGE WAITING FOR THE BLOODY PARCEL....huff huff
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Hahah, didn't you post about this the other day
I recently ordered loads of dvds from the HMV sale and they sent them all in individual boxes for some inexplicable reason, meaning I had about 10 boxes of various sizes arriving on the same day.

The postie rang the doorbell to say he didn't have them with him, but would I be in in 30 minutes as he had 'forgotten' to bring them out and wanted to check I was in before going back for them. Awww ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)
# It just hacks me off
As If I have a parcel arriving I often have to wait back for it.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Good work!
Reminds me of this:
www.b3ta.com/board/5221990
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)
# hahahaha
excellent as ever.

love the bonus image
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:13, archived)
# The expressions
on everyone's faces are perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Hahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:16, archived)
# well congrats on 5 grand
but excuse me while i chunder.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Hahaha...
Outstanding
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)
# hahahahahahhaha
fucking WOO, Conrats and Houpla to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Congrats on the 5K
you talented bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:24, archived)
# gleeeeeeeeee!
Go you!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Proper giggles....
It's the Vicar's face that does it for me!! hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:36, archived)
# hahaha, and congrats :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:37, archived)
# BACK GEL CHUTE!
o_O
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:48, archived)
# hahaha!
fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:08, archived)
# haha!~
I hope that's your arse in the letter box
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:15, archived)
# The vicar is Patrick Stewart
and I claim my five pounds
(I helped save b3ta! JimM, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:33, archived)