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# Incontrovertable proof the Church of England has brainwashed the masses


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(I helped save b3ta! badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:54, archived)
# There doesn't seem to be much correlation between cake and death
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:55, archived)
# That's because there's a choice
OR death, you see
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:58, archived)
# In which case then
I would expect an inverse correlation, assuming a steady rate of inquisiting (if that's a word).
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:04, archived)
# I want to know why in that massive spike in 2006,
noone chose cake.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:05, archived)
# That was actually the Great Is-A-Jaffa-Cake-A-Cake skirmish, part of the ongoing Confectionary Definition Wars.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:19, archived)
# I'll have the chicken then
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Is this a portal thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:00, archived)
# i was thinking this
but i am not convinced
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:04, archived)
# Izzard.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:10, archived)
# in other news
Brian Blessed is going to be the host on HIGNFY on the 9th of may
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:02, archived)
# ODD ONE OUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:03, archived)
# it should be good
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:03, archived)
# Maybe he'll kill hislop through shout
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Really?
Ohhhhhhhh that's creamy goodness, is that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:15, archived)
# oh arr
if not sue the bbc and their website
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:18, archived)
# I'll take bets now on how many times he mentions Gordon Brown being 'Alive'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Twice.
£2.50 on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Each way?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Oh why say something like that to me, Archie?
I try and have dignity around you.

I bet he says it twice. What other way is there?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Hahaha, 'dignity around me' :)
I'm flattered :)

£2.50 it is.

I'm staking a fiver on 4 times at least
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Well sometimes it's nice to see how the other half lives...
Having said this, at the meet I shall most probably make a complete arse of myself, so this dignity thing shall be quite short-lived.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:21, archived)
# feel free to make a complete arse of yourself
'other half indeed'

trust me, I have a much more 'broad-minded' sense of humour than I dare show on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:25, archived)
# I'll remember to bring the blow-up Goebbels then.
We'll have what can only be described as a cracking time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:26, archived)
# haha, sounds like a plan
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:27, archived)
# And you know what they say about my plans.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:29, archived)
# I don't actually, but I can't wait to find out :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:31, archived)
# You're going to be amazed*.
*disappointed and possibly slightly nauseated
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:33, archived)
# I'll take my chances
/on the each way bet
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:34, archived)
# All shall be done from underneath ginger hair.
So hopefully you'll forgive me eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:35, archived)
# I'll forgive ANYTHING under ginger hair*
*only guaranteed if everything beneath Ginger hair is female
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:36, archived)
# As far as I know I've never been male.
Much to my chagrin, I'd love to be able to flip between the two.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:37, archived)
# that 'each way' bet offer seems strangely apt now!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Well if you ever get bored of nozzle ownership
do let me know and we'll swap.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:40, archived)
# *speechless*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:41, archived)
# In a bad way?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:42, archived)
# never in a bad way ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Fabulous stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:44, archived)
# I'll heartily agree to that
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:47, archived)
# Don't say heartily
I'm stuck at work till 8 and I'm hungry.


To explain, the word 'heartily' makes me think of pie, for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:48, archived)
# them proddy cunts haven't brainwashed me
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:11, archived)