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# Yummy! Enjoy your brekkie.
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 3:48, archived)
# part of a complete breakfast, to be sure.
and for dinner we'll have bunion soup.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 3:52, archived)
# Lies!
You don't eat flesh*.

* Babby doesn't count.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 3:54, archived)
# i sometimes eat my old skin when i pick it off my feet.
if i had to i could live for a week on my callouses, especially in summer.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 3:55, archived)
# oh god
please tell me you aren't serious
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 4:28, archived)
# I suspect he's trying to gross out Cockweasle in particular.
This has been an ongoing campaign of foot terror.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 4:39, archived)
# it has certainly stricken terror in my feet.
also, I drank too much tonight and don't want to wake up hungover tomorrow.

somebody please kill me. kthx
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 4:42, archived)
# I drank a lot of port.
Now I'm going to drink a lot of water in a vague attempt to dilute it.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 4:47, archived)
# good idea.
drinking water helps to keep you from being hungover.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 4:50, archived)
# Vitamin B12 is nature's gift to drinkers.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 4:58, archived)
# potassium, too.
have a banana and some gatorade.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 5:43, archived)
# heh, i'm found out!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 5:38, archived)
# of course i'm not serious.
foot skin is dry and hard, i prefer fresh meat so i eat my scabs.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 5:37, archived)
# That's not a shit pun
This is a shit pun.
(cow-appreciation-society, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 3:53, archived)
# I will have no fart of these shitty puns
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 3:58, archived)
# i agree
wholefartedly
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 4:28, archived)
# this is starting to smell
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 4:51, archived)
# Is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 4:58, archived)
# *note to self*
draw silly old-school style picture.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 5:05, archived)
# *note to self*
Learn to draw these instead of raiding old
books and shopping the shit into them. [/;-P
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 5:20, archived)
# *note to self*
enslave these two in my art dungeon and steal all their work.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:08, archived)
# boke!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 3:59, archived)
# Back!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 4:35, archived)
# he's dead, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 5:45, archived)
# uuuuuuugggggghhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 5:10, archived)
# I thought it said "food pain".
FOOD PAIN.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 5:31, archived)