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# As mandated by convention
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 5:53, archived)
# BOX COX!
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 5:55, archived)
# I WILL NOT EAT IT IN A BOX.
I WILL NOT SUCK THOSE DRIPPING COX.
I DO NOT LIKE GREEN SEEPING PUS
O WATE, YES I DO.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:23, archived)
# Haha
you sick little bear.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:42, archived)
# bleh, fetch my antibiotics please.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:54, archived)
# this really sets off the picture below. have you considered a joint exhibition ?
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 5:55, archived)
# It should be bobbing around in the water.
Toasty could animate it.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 5:56, archived)
# thats not really fair on everyone though
because of his fancy 3d software.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 5:58, archived)
# I missed the fun on that one
does anyone know where it originally came from?
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:00, archived)
# No, I missed it too.
Which is a pity.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:01, archived)
# bugger. I love seeing a good meltdown.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:06, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:11, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:12, archived)
# METH IS HARD TO BEAR
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:15, archived)
# HAHAHA!
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:18, archived)
# That guy on the left's mouth is a voting box
or what do you call those things where you have to use red pencil
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:36, archived)
# A glory hole?
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:49, archived)
# all i need now is a hatpin.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:52, archived)
# thassaone!
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:56, archived)
# not sure
i definitely remember a couple of comments along those lines though
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:04, archived)
# Happytoast has got to be the most complained about user.
Even JollyJack doesn't get that much whine and piss.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:22, archived)
# when all this while the real culprit is sheep!
i heard he had special bluescreen. thats like a 100 pounds. and it gives him ideas.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:25, archived)
# TRUE.
ALSO: he is a sheep.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:46, archived)
# happytoast doesn't seem to be annoying prat
why do people not like him?
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:25, archived)
# everyone* does like him
*apart from rich t
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:29, archived)
# I hope you too are being Ironic
Cause I love the stuff Happytoast does. Gives everyone something to aspire too. Talent is something to be appreciated.

Edit: Will someone please post a new pic? My cock's been up for nearly an hour now.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:43, archived)
# HEY MISTER SOFTEE C0CK NEED SOME LIL BLUE PILLS?V1AAGARA!!!11!
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:45, archived)
# jack it off
if it doesn't go down you have a problem
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:46, archived)
# or your sleeping friends have a problem.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:50, archived)
# Because
He is too freaking good and so obviously cheating. <---Intended to be ironic

I do actually wonder why he puts so much effort into the stuff he does here when he could be using that skill to pull in £££ (same with a couple of other users) but to each his own
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:30, archived)
# i'm going to go out on a limb here....
he makes the pics he does because he enjoys it. he posts them here because a lot of people here are like-minded, talented and are great to bounce ideas off.

christ, he and i are internet pals and i've got no discernible skills.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:32, archived)
# No, no. He posts them to make us all feel BAD

;)
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:38, archived)
# heh. you know what, i tend to click 'i like this' on pics that are already on the front page.
that's often where i see them first, and it's just a quiet acknowledgement of talent. also, i get to keep track of pics that way, as in "oh shit, user # 77392 made that pic last week i want to use as wallpaper/steal a head from/show to a friend. i want to find it, good thing i bookmarked it".
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:42, archived)
# Heh, yeah I do that too sometimes

I usually just click when an image actually makes me laugh
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:57, archived)
# is he a mod?
then he would be cheating....
(irony noticed first time round I'm trying to stir the shit pot)


I've seen better things on FP than Fraser's recent effort
*runs away from fire*
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:33, archived)
# Not everyone got drawn.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:35, archived)
# hahaha
quick lets start a rip-off zombie drawing racket
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:38, archived)
# this is right on the money.
he drew me! neener neener!
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:40, archived)
# I got two in one, and of my characters!!!
I think I may be the only one to get a double.
And which sort of crosses over to his comic-book ones.
I can't thank him enough for that.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:43, archived)
# mr. a was the first person here who ever drew me. i was flattered.
it's great being appreciated, which should prompt us to do more unexpected good things for one another, not carp and moan when other people get gifts.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:49, archived)
# YES
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:51, archived)
# NO FAIR! TAHKCUF HAS ACCESS TO MOULDERING OLD SEARS CATALOGUES!
I'M LODGING A COMPLAINT WITH WEBSHERIFF.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:27, archived)
# OH, PLEASE DO!!!
I'D LIKE TO LODGE SOMETHING IN HIM.
LIKE A COPY OF THE BERNE CONVENTION, HARD.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:37, archived)
# I tend to just call him an arse rather than bitching later
But we've had more than a couple of run-ins.

I've always loved his pictures etc, but he used to spend a lot of time telling other people what to do under the guise of "helpful advice".

Anyway, that's all in the past now.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:49, archived)
# Haha yeah that's right.
The special software that gives him ideas.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:00, archived)
# i think i missed all of this.
what are you guys going on about?
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:07, archived)
# My comment above wasn't part of it
I was just being sarcastic.
In the recent past there was some bitching about how it isn't fair that Happy Toast gets a lot of FPs, because he has 'fancy 3d software'.
In fact I remember seeing one comment to the effect "how are we supposed to compete?" or something along those lines.

In fairness I think the person I'm (mis?)quoting here was actually complaining more about the nature of images on the FP, which I think they were basically saying had changed.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:10, archived)
# people really care about fps?
i know it's nice to be appreciated and all, but it's just a popularity contest.

yes, i know i made that silly pic about fp-ing the nightshift folk, but that was tongue (or keyboard, if you prefer)-in-cheek.

and, saying "it isn't fair" because he uses zara implies that we need a handicapping system here:

+/- 0 for paint
- 1 for photoshop/imageready
- 2 for flash
- 5 for having a sense of humour.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:21, archived)
# what pic was that ?
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:23, archived)
# the fp one?
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:25, archived)
# well i can read the top 3 lines
do you think i need glasses ?
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:32, archived)
# yes. many glasses, full of gin.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:37, archived)
# After looking at this colour combo
definitely :)
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:38, archived)
# That's pretty eye-catching right there
gnnnnnnnnnnn
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:38, archived)
# don't you even think about using them, you stealer.
i know you copy all my pics.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:46, archived)
# I've already ripped off one of the words
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:49, archived)
# I FUCKING KNEW IT.
YOU ASSBUTT, I AM THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO MAKE TOAP BECAUSE I INVENTED IT. ALSO NEGROES ARE MY THING.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:53, archived)
# POSTBEAR STOLE THAT WORD FROM ME.
THE FISRT INSTANCE OF THAT WORD IS ON PIZZATIMEPIZZA.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:55, archived)
# I STOLE IT FIRST SO IT'S MINE NOW. I CALLED IT AND STAMPED IT.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:57, archived)
# I GOT EVIDENCE OF MY I.P.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:01, archived)
# EVIDENCE DON'T MEAN SHIT WHEN I WAVE AROUND MY CASH, UNKLE FUNKY.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:05, archived)
# I'M A GO WEBSHERRIF ON ALL YOUR ASSES.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:09, archived)
# I GOT SO MANY ASSES NO WAY YOU CAN HANDLE IT.
YOU NEED MORE THAN A SHERIFF, YOU NEED A DIDDO FACTORY.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:13, archived)
# "on a navy boat"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'd totally forgotten that.

Actually that whole thread on here when the methlab stuff started was epic funtime.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:06, archived)
# CRU!
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:08, archived)
# PINKEEZ 4 LYFE
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:09, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:16, archived)
# right on!
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:26, archived)
# You do realise...
That the phrase 'butt prostitutes' has now been added to my vocabulary to be used at wholly inappropriate times.

If I get fired I'm a-blamin' you.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 10:08, archived)
# -20 for any 3D app
-100 for using photo of Rob
-200 for using anything Tesco
-∞ for using a movie poster
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:25, archived)
# hey! i use movie posters!
well, sometimes.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:28, archived)
# So do I, however I'd take the point drop and still come out ahead.
Just have to be infinitely funny and good to make up the points.


(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:40, archived)
# how long do you sit on ideas?
i was rummaging around some old folders the other day and found pics from 2 years ago that are only partly done or are still just ideas.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:56, archived)
# Depends on the subject, I guess.
I have stock folders with pics gathered that
span several years too. Some get done, others
can/are used for something totally different
from what I had saved it for in the first place.

Tough question actually.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:13, archived)
# i'm here to ask the tough questions.
just like teenbeat magazine.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:14, archived)
# I'm not even sure it's a popularity contest.
Perhaps I'm naive, but I still think the vast majority of fps are there simply because a mod sees a pic and likes it.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:30, archived)
# i somewhat regretted that phrasing.
but, i have seen a good number of pics on the front page that really are there more because the person posting them on board is consistently good. so, popularity does enter into it a tad - though that in no way diminishes the quality of the pics, in my opinion.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:35, archived)
# quoting the faq:
How do I get my images on the front page?

The board moderators have the power to approve the best pics they see on the board. Make us laugh or make us say, "Wow!" and your picture stands a good chance of being approved.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:35, archived)
# This sounds like a bit of sour grapes.
If Mr Toast has 'fancy 3d software', then anyone can go and download or buy said software. An image doesn't get on the front page if it doesn't get clicked. It doesn't get clicked if it isn't funny or good, 3d software or not. Just look at the first two images on the FP at the moment.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:23, archived)
# I agree that it's sour grapes.
What I find particularly perplexing is when people get angry with the person who made the pic, given that they're not the ones who FPd it.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:36, archived)
# JUST FOR THAT I'M UNFRIENDING YOU.
FUCKING RATIONAL BASTARD.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:38, archived)
# Yeah but the getting angry with mods isn't advisable.
it's like pissing off Pol Pot
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:43, archived)
# Your fear will pass.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:17, archived)
# i was like 'sour grape' the other day
turned out it was an olive
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:48, archived)
# Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:50, archived)
# i think we should call this the somewhat missing the point thread
for when they do a retrospective.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:53, archived)
# i think this thread is grand, despite a paucity of pics.
semi-serious discussion is good once in a while.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:00, archived)
# some serious business, i agree
a few people failing on the jokes though.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:08, archived)
# well, it's early and late (depending on where we all are).
and, some jokes are hard to discern on board - tough to identify subtlety and such with no verbal cues.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:18, archived)
# Were you at
a lemon party?
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:02, archived)
# Nooo
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:03, archived)
# fuck that aesop asshole. he doesn't deserve any of his frontpages.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:36, archived)
# Foolishness!
Happytoast *is* software.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:20, archived)
#
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 5:56, archived)
# Is it cubisim?
just get a tablet?
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 5:57, archived)
# Yup and no idea
in reverse order
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:12, archived)
# yay tablets!
I want some!
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:16, archived)
# They are not that pricey
There is a cheapy (Trust) one in Asda for £20 and I paid $69 for this bamboo (Yes, £ and $)

Rich
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:19, archived)
# hum 20 quid is alright
but then there's the cost of airfares, hotels etc, kinda blows it out a little :)

(I think we have one somewhere...)
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:45, archived)
# The word that was in my head was Bauhaus
But the tablet is a bit more unnatural to use than I expected so I just drew a boxy cock instead.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:17, archived)
# Have you only just got it?
And what kind is it?
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:18, archived)
# Yep
Fresh out of the box this evening. It is a Wacom Bamboo (the older style).
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:21, archived)
# the ones made out of metal and plastic are a bit better (and more modern).
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:22, archived)
# It is hte MTE450
if that makes a difference.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:32, archived)
# i'm useless when it comes to technology and machinery.
i just like making bad jokes.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:44, archived)
# Meh,
I'm missing the bad jokes anyway. It's way past my bedtime. It should have been slippers and a mug of horlicks hours ago...

(Does not actually do slippers or horlicks but sometimes stretches to hot chocolate)
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:52, archived)
# i'm at pumpkintime too, but i'm still enthralled here.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:02, archived)
# It's doubtlessly made in China also
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:46, archived)
# Just got this
About 40 minutes late.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:03, archived)
# haha. i'm glad i didn't try and extend the joke.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:06, archived)
# If it's your first tablet...
well it usually takes about a week to get completely comfortable. Stick with it, it's completely worth it.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:23, archived)
# I will.
Though it is 60% for my daughter who has seen some of the pictures (specially selected) on here and wanted to have a go herself. She has already done some pretty interesting stuff with just the touchpad on her laptop.

I have an artistic side which is underdeveloped but I think she could really fly.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:28, archived)
# How old is she?
Too young for here I presume.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:42, archived)
# She's 9
I'm fairly philosophical about how damaging things such as this site would actually be anyway but err on the side of caution (plus my wife would have my nadgers in a vice).
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:48, archived)
# Killerkitti was 10 when she signed up.
I was very split about whether to allow her to at such a young age but now, 5 years on, I don't regret it at all. I have to say though there's no way I would have allowed her on so early if I hadn't been present pretty much all the time.
I actually believe b3ta has been a hugely positive influence for both of us.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:57, archived)
# Well
My wife was happy letting her google for Pokemon pics. Then I took a closer look at some of the pics. Yes, that is Ash giving it to meowth up the tradesman's entrance. And isn't Pikachu well endowed?

Luckily I don't think she really had any idea what was going on but she's getting to that age now.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:05, archived)
# back to proison with you, paedo.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:51, archived)
# yeah, i said proison. it's much worse than prison.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:40, archived)
# NEEDS MORE CUBIST PUBES.
OR PUBIST CUBES. WHATEVER.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:00, archived)
# You mean mandated
BY THE CHINESE PROPAGANDA MINISTRY!!!!
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:10, archived)
# Yay for veiny boxes!
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:30, archived)