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# okay this is what I'm reduced to.
 


MAKE THIS THREAD MORE INTERESTING, IF YOU DARE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 May 2008, 5:54, archived)
# Erm, ok.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:00, archived)
# that looks a nice place to be.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:02, archived)
# now that's me in about 10 minutes!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:06, archived)
# ONE MINUTE LEFT
 
mmmmmmmmmmm beer
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:15, archived)
# I'm having a "National Bohemian" right now
it's Baltimore's pride! And what I consider the highest quality "shitty beer" on the market.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:25, archived)
# lies.
baltimore has zero pride.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 6 May 2008, 7:57, archived)
# HAPPY SPIDER IS HAPPY.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:03, archived)
# YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE REALLY INTERESTING?
MY ABILITY TO SEE YOUR PICTURE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:02, archived)
# ah well, it's this picture
www.dailykitten.com/archives/1786-misty.html
with the caption, "YIFFGRRYIFFGRRYIFFMEOWMEOW".

I really ought to start another b3tards account
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:03, archived)
# YES YOU REALLY OUGHT TO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:06, archived)
# JA!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:13, archived)
# JAJAJAJAJAJA!
blog.modernmechanix.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/lrg_double_cig.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:21, archived)
# HELL YEAH BITCH
 
I used to smoke two cigarettes at once sometimes when I was a kid.
just to show people how fucking 'ard I was
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:24, archived)
# A kid at my school used to smoke halfway down the filter for some reason
One time we got him to smoke eight cigs through his nose in a row.

He was almost crying from the pain the next day.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:26, archived)
# muwhahhahhah.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:38, archived)
# THIS IS THE SORT OF THING WE USED TO DO FOR FUN BEFORE THE INTERNET.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:56, archived)
# ALSO: BREAKING INTO ABANDONED OFFICE BUILDINGS.
NOW I JUST SIT HERE, FAT AND NAKED, CLICKING THE REPLY BUTTON.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 6 May 2008, 7:00, archived)
# LOOK I CLICKED IT AGAIN
 
*removes pants*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 May 2008, 7:04, archived)
# No, I'll let it be what it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:03, archived)
# YESSSSSSSS
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:13, archived)
# Dino
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:05, archived)
# Tanisaur.
With no tan lines, the tart.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:21, archived)
# first new thread for 3.5 hours and this is all we get?
still, it's got kittins, fluffs, lolz and toaps, so it gets a healthy B+

and btw, i don't recommend google image searching for "yiff". fucking strange world out there ...
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:05, archived)
# I KNOW, I'M SO ASHAMED
 
but it's the only new picture I made today
and by made I mean captioned
I'M SO ASHAMED
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:11, archived)
# "they don't call me Bruce the boat-builder"
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:15, archived)
# You don't come here for the hunting, do you?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:18, archived)
# it's entirely absurd, but I still love that joke.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:26, archived)
# pfffttt.....
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 6 May 2008, 7:57, archived)
# yay!

g'night
*relurks to bed*
(I helped save b3ta! haylith has been gone a long, long time, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:20, archived)
# *is compelled to give it food*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:23, archived)
# Aww
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:24, archived)
# purrrfect
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:31, archived)
# THIS BOWL. IT IS EMPTY. DO YOU SEE?!
 
what a beautiful cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:34, archived)
# aww, fluff.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 6 May 2008, 7:45, archived)
# MY NAME IS VINCENT. I DARE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:58, archived)
# well, hel-LO!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 May 2008, 7:06, archived)
# he posts ads in the personals on craigslist here.
sometimes i wish i were a heterosexual woman just for guys like this.

edit: here he is! for the whole saga, click here.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 6 May 2008, 7:08, archived)
# he's heterosexual?
 
no wai.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 May 2008, 7:13, archived)
# check out the links i added. wai.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 6 May 2008, 7:15, archived)
# ah, he is Classy.
 
and Definitely doesn't have any little boys Buried in his Basement.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 May 2008, 7:17, archived)
# ahhhahah!
toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/rnr/624562309.html

I notice he's simultaneously looking for a committed, long-term relationship, and a casual, no-strings-attached relationship.. and even a strictly-platonic friendship.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING, VINCENT? YOU HEARTBREAKER.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 May 2008, 7:19, archived)
# there used to be more posts about him, but they vanished a while ago.
i bet he gets laid more than most of craigslist.

edit: imagine if he and funnybunny had kids.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 6 May 2008, 7:23, archived)
# lotsa sad, lonely, desperate people out there.
 
I'm much happier being an over-educated misanthrope with lotsa cats
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 May 2008, 7:26, archived)
# haha, i had to check there to see if my hands had posted that without my brain noticing.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 6 May 2008, 7:28, archived)
# also:
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 6 May 2008, 7:39, archived)
# aaaaaaaHHHAHHHAHHAHHHAAAAAAHHHAHHHAhhahhhahh!
 
NOW THAT IS FUCKING CLASSY.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 May 2008, 7:42, archived)
# got $10? want to see a movie?
i am daring myself to ask her for a date.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 6 May 2008, 7:44, archived)
# i think he's made of magic and moonbeams.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 6 May 2008, 7:21, archived)
# and butylated hydroxytoluene
to preserve freshness.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:29, archived)
# dunno about interesting.....
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 6 May 2008, 7:56, archived)
# ah, Kermit.
 
HOW PATIENTLY HE WAITS HIS TURN.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 May 2008, 8:04, archived)
# last in line at the gangbang *
* chook blowies
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 6 May 2008, 8:08, archived)