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# JUST FUCKING EAT IT.

Why the shit does everything have a serving suggestion on it?

A.. A.. BOWL? I NEVER WOULD HAVE THOUGHT TO USE THAT.
I'm angry about this.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 6 May 2008, 18:47, archived)
# EAT THE SPOON
EAT IT!!!! EAT IT!!!!

ning pineapple
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:48, archived)
# CEREAL?! WITH MILK?! WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS.
I'm going to do lots of these until my anger subsides.

Fuck the new compo, this is my compo.

And 'ning.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 6 May 2008, 18:50, archived)
# cereal with beer - try it
frosties work well
I do like the fact that serving suggestions is just the product floating in space for some foods
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:52, archived)
# Just in case the astronauts get confused.
"DUDE. PHYSICS DOESN'T WORK HERE. WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE GONNA DO"

"CHILLAX MAN, LOOK AT THE BOX"
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 6 May 2008, 18:53, archived)
# point well made.
DRINKING SUGGESTION: use mug.

Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:49, archived)
# MUG?
I WAS GOING TO JUST SLURP IT THROUGH MY TEAT.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 6 May 2008, 18:52, archived)
# HOLY SEXUAL AROUSEMENT!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
Of course you wouldn't have thought of that. You're too stupid. ;]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:50, archived)
# Dick.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 6 May 2008, 18:51, archived)
# Bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:51, archived)
# I think it's more for the thicko's
To let them know that because it's on the box, you do not have to eat it that way!
It is merely a suggestion.

Nice pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 6 May 2008, 18:50, archived)
# liability
damn yanks,
but nice pic :D
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:52, archived)
# Ate what?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Resist by always disobeying the serving suggestions.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Ratcream™
From the makers of Catsoup™
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 6 May 2008, 18:55, archived)
# "Just one Cornratto"
"Give it to me"
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 6 May 2008, 18:56, archived)
# "Delicious ice cream"
"From the undercityyyy"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:58, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:30, archived)
# They have to do it for legal reasons,
or they can be sued by tards for not including milk, a bowl and spoon in the box.

The funniest example of this I have seen was a tub of ice cream, the label design on which was a man serving ice cream cones from his stall. And they still have to put 'serving suggestion' on that, in case some prick decides to throw a strop over not getting a box of tiny ice cream man.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:52, archived)