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# Oooh this reminds me of the Cell.
The Cell? Is that what I mean?

Beautiful movie with Jennifer Lopez in it, but never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:03, archived)
# yenifer lopay!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Jennifer lopez revived her carrer by taking the first letter of her
First name and first two lettes of her last name

Do you think Pete Docherty could do the same?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:08, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:09, archived)
# pffftjynx
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:10, archived)
#
can you unjynx me now please
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Unctuous
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:17, archived)
# how
you're too far away to punch

I officially deputise the nearest person to you to punch you and break the jynx.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:17, archived)
# blimey
we just had to say a person's name


psst, it's spelt jinx
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Gin x
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:24, archived)
# i wasn't liked at school
they told me these were the rules.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:25, archived)
# fair enough
*punches*
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:31, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:09, archived)
# ete cherty? I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:13, archived)
# YES
She wears a lovely headpiece in it. Hang on.


www.imdb.com/media/rm2505480448/tt0209958

It really is a gorgeous film.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:08, archived)
# You sure that's not catherine deane?
Unexpected Horse tho
So woo
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:10, archived)
# hmm
is it good enough that you are not annoyed by her for the whole thing?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Yes.
Well, I think so. It really is glorious.

Here you go, another one.

www.imdb.com/media/rm2320931072/tt0209958

not her though. Seriously, watch it. At least the once.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:12, archived)
# hmm
Maybe i will.

(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:13, archived)
# It's worth it for the cinematography alone.
It's visually GLORIOUS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:14, archived)
# I would thereby recommend that you watch
The Fountain

edit:
www.imdb.com/media/rm3923941632/tt0414993
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Which can fuck off.
I couldn't get into it at all. Hugh Jackman bores the shit out of me and as pretty as she is, Rachel Weisz's lack of talent screws every movie she's in, even if they're shit to begin with.

Prime example of fucking your way into a career if ever I saw one.


IMO obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:18, archived)
# I loved it lots.
Admittedly I'm the only person I know who did, but LOTS.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Watch Casshern.
Seriously.


Right, I'm really leaving now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Gah, Casshern?
It's a pile of arse.
The directing and editing in the fights scenes is unmitigated tosh that loses any sense of danger/physicality and the plot is not so much complex" as "badly told".

I'd expected a lot from that film and was left feeling it had been half-finished by people incompetent to do it justice.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:27, archived)
# god that was boring
pretty, but no plot or tension at all. really none.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:29, archived)
# I liked about a boy
Saved by Huge I suppose
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:20, archived)
# I like most Hugh films.
Don't fancy him though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:20, archived)
# LIES
considering how good the book is they really fucked that up,

although rachel weisz is good as the dumb fucker in constantine
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:35, archived)
# God that was worse than The Cell.
Hugh Jackman crying all the time, while floating around in space on a tree in a bubble.

I've seen some crap movies, I really have.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:19, archived)
# here's a tip:
try watching some good ones, it's often more fun!

(or you could be like me and have low standards, thereby improving every film you watch)
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:28, archived)
# !
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/61839/1208354351/1001407.JPG
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Oh my.
I used to have two of those.

Less hairy though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:15, archived)
# you've lost a nipple?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Yep.
Oh no hold on.


No, it's in my bra. Phew.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:16, archived)
# check behind the sofa
or in the gap between the fridge and the counter
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Lets play find the skippers nips
You go first...
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:18, archived)
# *unsheaths cutlass*
ALSO I am leaving now. Bye all!

WOW the storm just knocked out the lights for a second but not b3ta. See how much you're loved?

Anyway, t'ra.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Waves
What storm?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:20, archived)
# *salutes
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:20, archived)
# good god man
put it away!

EVERYDAY the nipple comes out.

(.)(@)
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:16, archived)
# This is the only place I get to show it
Got to make the most of it

maybe I should have used it for my 1000th
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:21, archived)
# aren't there ...specialist websites?
(also a little nsfw notice might be appreciated!)
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Is your work really bothered by moobs?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:31, archived)
# It looks nice, but it is a very bad film.
Comically, awfully bad.

Especially the bit when he stands up from his throne, and the curtains are attached to his back by metal hooks.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:14, archived)
# I like that bit.
Although I have met people with capes attached to surface piercings on the back, so the sexual undertones are very apparent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:15, archived)
# henifer low-pezz
(said with sombrero held in bandits are rading our VILL-aaarge, pose)
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Have you seen the 100th episode of Family Guy?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:07, archived)
# have you?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:07, archived)
# I don't know. Have I?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Seth MacFarlane narrates the whole thing,
and at one point he just laughs and says "I forgot how funny I am"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:11, archived)
# That'd be a no then.
I have seen every Bertha episode though. I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:13, archived)
# I haven't seen that since i were a bairn
is it on youtube or somesutch?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:14, archived)
# I have NO idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Oh, ok.
Well if you get a chance to watch it, then good. You can laugh at the average americans he interviews about it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:15, archived)
# cell yes
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:07, archived)
# follicle NO
:D

I don't know.

How goes it young man?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:09, archived)
# tee hee "young man"
it goes well
"things are happening" at home apparently

how goes it with you?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Oh aye?
Keep me updated, obviously.

It goes well, as I've finished working. Thank FUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:18, archived)
# hurrah
i however have not finished working.
BOOOOOOOOO

did you get to the bottom of your hip problem?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:20, archived)