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# 'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:21, archived)
# That's very Pythonesque :D
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:24, archived)
# cheers muchly
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:30, archived)
# YARRR!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 9 May 2008, 17:25, archived)
# avast, ye scurvy dogs,
sub-prime off the starboard bow!
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Fantastic!
Now find out the best way to get bill money from shit flatmates.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:26, archived)
# i'm trying to the same thing at the moment. i'm breaking out the cricket bat next.
or take a cutlass to the bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Cricket bats are to be feared.
I just finished knocking in and oiling my new one.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Ahhh, the sound of nose cartilidge on willow.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:50, archived)
# pfft
ear cartilage for the win
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Got home interent?
ask if they have internet banking, and when they say yes take them in there and make them set you up as a transfer target and send the money.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Good plan that man.
I think at least two of them will, the other probably wont though.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Hang 'em from the yardarm.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:39, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 9 May 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Threaten them with violence.
no punch them then threaten them with further violence and explain that the violence will incur daily interest.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:39, archived)
# But they are girl-types :(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 9 May 2008, 18:01, archived)
# draw up some plans for a cellar
and leave them lying around
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Fri 9 May 2008, 18:04, archived)
# donkey punch them
and get a pink sock in lieu.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 May 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Get the bailiffs round
Works a treat. By Baillifs, I obviously mean your big pub going mates who can then threaten the removal of their goods unless the rent/bill money is paid.

I have the other problem - my landlord is a lazy fucker who rarely remembers the bills/rent, I have to chase HIM up to give him money. How shit is that? I hate having a good financial conscience...
(General Lee, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:52, archived)
# I had thought of that but it fell down when I realised I dont know anyone like that.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 9 May 2008, 18:02, archived)
# yeh
but it's better to do it that way, at least then he can't drag you through court in years to come
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 9 May 2008, 18:50, archived)
# take the fuses out
to their rooms until they pay you
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 9 May 2008, 18:00, archived)
# This is brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 9 May 2008, 18:01, archived)
# wank them off
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 9 May 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Woo
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Does he sail the accountant-sea
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Lend me 100,000 doubloons
at 5%





/bargain
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Oddly I've read two books about an accountant who lives on a pirate ship
tallying their booty.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:48, archived)