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# is that just a picture of Chuck Norris
or am I missing something... is this trying to suggest Chuck Norris is a mutant or have you done something to it?
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:33, archived)
# ^ This ^
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:34, archived)
# I've just checked on Chuck norris Facts:
No matter how much TOAP you try to add or what filters you use, it's impossible to photoshop Chuck Norris.
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:35, archived)
# ^This
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I would believe that to be true!

I am much of the belief that George W Bush is Chuck in disguise. The killer for me is the same middle name. So from this, I can deduce that Chuck Norris is playing a big joke on the world. When the elections in the US are over, we will all laugh and drink copious amounts of pop!
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:37, archived)
# is this the same rule that says
Winnie the Pooh is really Attilla the Hun because they have the same middle name?
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:38, archived)
# That is not a middle name silly!
Merely a definite article....
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:40, archived)
# it's their middle name.
Examples of definite article 'the's include:
Vlad the impaler
Jabba the Hutt
Roger the Cabin-boy

other famous name-thes:
Tony the Frosties-tiger
Enter the Dragon (actually named after Bruce Lee's cleaner)
Simon the Bon (he frenched it for showbiz)
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Ah - Simon The Good
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:47, archived)
# You had lost my agreement until
your perfectly valid point on Simon the Bon!
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:48, archived)
# and Bob Builder
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:40, archived)
# I must learn the source of his
immense power...
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:37, archived)
[challenge entry] /defiantly shops Norris
For there is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard...

...there is only another fist.

(, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:51, archived)
# And again, is it quote Family Guy day?
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(, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Eh?
Didn't realise they used that one on Family Guy - I first came across it on a Chuck Norris fact site.
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Ah, well it is,
and is demonstrated visually at one point as I recall...
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Can't say fairer than that.
I'm obviously not keeping adequately up-to-date with Family Guy. Gives me something to do this weekend, I guess...
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Family guy is my reason to live
I saw Blue Harvest recently and weed my trousers with mirth
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Hard to watch the original without laughing afterwards tho,
be warned!
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 11:21, archived)
# :D
Would that George Lucas had given R2D2 a handgun and made him utter the words "yeaaahh, that's how we do it in my neighbourhood, bitch!"
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 11:28, archived)