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# I've just checked on Chuck norris Facts:
No matter how much TOAP you try to add or what filters you use, it's impossible to photoshop Chuck Norris.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:35, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I would believe that to be true!

I am much of the belief that George W Bush is Chuck in disguise. The killer for me is the same middle name. So from this, I can deduce that Chuck Norris is playing a big joke on the world. When the elections in the US are over, we will all laugh and drink copious amounts of pop!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:37, archived)
# is this the same rule that says
Winnie the Pooh is really Attilla the Hun because they have the same middle name?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:38, archived)
# That is not a middle name silly!
Merely a definite article....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:40, archived)
# it's their middle name.
Examples of definite article 'the's include:
Vlad the impaler
Jabba the Hutt
Roger the Cabin-boy

other famous name-thes:
Tony the Frosties-tiger
Enter the Dragon (actually named after Bruce Lee's cleaner)
Simon the Bon (he frenched it for showbiz)
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Ah - Simon The Good
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:47, archived)
# You had lost my agreement until
your perfectly valid point on Simon the Bon!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:48, archived)
# and Bob Builder
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:40, archived)
# I must learn the source of his
immense power...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:37, archived)
[challenge entry] /defiantly shops Norris
For there is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard...

...there is only another fist.

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:51, archived)
# And again, is it quote Family Guy day?
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(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Eh?
Didn't realise they used that one on Family Guy - I first came across it on a Chuck Norris fact site.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Ah, well it is,
and is demonstrated visually at one point as I recall...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 15 May 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Can't say fairer than that.
I'm obviously not keeping adequately up-to-date with Family Guy. Gives me something to do this weekend, I guess...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 May 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Family guy is my reason to live
I saw Blue Harvest recently and weed my trousers with mirth
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 15 May 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Hard to watch the original without laughing afterwards tho,
be warned!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 15 May 2008, 11:21, archived)
# :D
Would that George Lucas had given R2D2 a handgun and made him utter the words "yeaaahh, that's how we do it in my neighbourhood, bitch!"
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 15 May 2008, 11:28, archived)