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# Hello, it's me again. Playing with filters were you?
I say go back to shopping animals.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:51, archived)
# ok
:(

*slowly walks away*
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:52, archived)
# COOOoome baaaack
we think it's lully
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:53, archived)
# * WE *
I know two that don't.
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 May 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Go back
To shagging shopping animals
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Go back
to
(Vinegar strokes trying to, Fri 16 May, 16:03 …)


thats an odd one. return to hand pumps
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 May 2008, 16:04, archived)
# You fucking disgrace!
WE'LL HAVE NO FILTERS HERE!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:53, archived)
# *returns to cave to never come back*
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Awwwwwwww, prairie shit..ok then, use ya filters ya wee gipper.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:55, archived)
# *cries silently in cave*
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:57, archived)
# *plays lute*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:02, archived)
# *joins upon the lyre*
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:12, archived)
# *accompanies with harpsichord*
Medieval jazz FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:14, archived)
# *produces swan from tunic*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:16, archived)
# NICE, nice
anyone got a shawm or a sackbut, maybe even a sprightly haut-boy?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:18, archived)
# i have a harp
can we form the b3ta players or something?
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:54, archived)
# the minstr3ls
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:03, archived)
# This is a cunty message board for cunty people.
You don't understand our cunty ways for cunty people.
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 May 2008, 15:55, archived)
# CUNTS?
CUNTS MORE LIKE!

BOLLOX!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:56, archived)
# We only want
Local shops for local people!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:56, archived)
# WE DIDN'T BURN HIM!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:57, archived)
# You come in here ... young ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:00, archived)
# HAhahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Sorry, but it just looks like some more pointless filtering.
If real skill has gone into this, I'll happily take it all back, but from where I'm floating, anyone with Photoshop or the like could churn this out.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:54, archived)
# dude
harsh

so yr saying paintmash animals yes, arty pictures no because they are easy to make
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:57, archived)
# I'll add in
putting large teeth over pictures of animals.
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 May 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Hey, anyone could do the same as what I do too, I wont deny that, and I'll happily accept the title of 'talentless cunt', but this just makes so little sense to me.
Find a source, select filters, post. At least with my shitty paint stuff I'll spend some good time on it and hopefully it shows.

Also, since when were negative opinions not allowed on here? I know this place is the biggest circle-jerk, but just because my opinion of something isn't "lol woo yay" then I shouldn't share it?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:02, archived)
# tbh
I didn't realise it was just a filter, but i don't think it's that bad either.

Sorry, the dig wasn't really neccesary. I do like yr whacky animals and i do like this. I think there's home for all here.

hehe, i'm just expressing an opinion on an opinion, that's allowed too Shirley.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:05, archived)
# thats where you're wrong sunshine!
*gets the stompy boots*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:09, archived)
# *gets all crazy eyed and flexy
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:10, archived)
# post what you like and fuck'em
just so long as its not HUGE and you made it.

Fuck the whole lot of 'em.
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 May 2008, 16:06, archived)
# ^most of this
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:07, archived)
# So, to sum up.
Make something you like, post it.

There, done.

AND THAT'S THE END OF IT.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:07, archived)
# And then don't get banned.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Yes, it's more fun that way.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Passing an image through a
pre made filter a few times is the most pointless excersise ever. Ooh, look what my algorithm can do if I click my mouse a few times. It requires no effort, no thought and deserves no merit.
By all means do arty, but actually do something other than let software do it all for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Much more eloquently said than my own faultering rant.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:12, archived)
# i don't know how to do filters
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:59, archived)
# If you learn - don't post the result here
people go mental :)
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 May 2008, 16:02, archived)
# bollocks to people
i'll post any old tosh i see fit, as you'll see further down there.

and i also reserve the right to have a opinion on stuff and occasionally voice it, i pay my subs every now and than.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:06, archived)
# I go one futher and keep the good stuff for me and
post the any old tosh I have left over.
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 May 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Yeah,
how dare you use photoshop for making a picture look different and posting it on here!

Who do you think you are! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:54, archived)
# anyone can use a filter.
Two minutes, couple of filters, post. Meanwhile something somebody's worked really hard on gets pushed off the board because someone's proved they can choose from a menu.

IMO, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:56, archived)
# I'll have the steak and two veg
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Choose from a what? What from a menu?
*learns about internets*
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:58, archived)
# I know what you mean,
but I don't think that it is necessarily a good reason to go all hissy on him. He obviously thought it looked nice, and I agree. So ya know.

What annoys me more than anything though is when someone makes something funny, and then everyone goes "Oi! This is done really badly!" blah blah blah. It even says when you post a new thread occasionally, Jokes are better than technique.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:00, archived)
# And what about when there's no joke
and just yet another ProlapseFace?

edit: actually, fuck it. It seems filters are obviously the fucking order of the day, so expect a Beluccifest the next time I can be fucked. I'm bollocksed if I'm going to make an effort if I don't have to. I've always treated new threads like golddust as I don't like pushing people's work off the board (hence why I'll post one a day, max, usually, if that) but shit it, I'll do as I bastard well please from now on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:01, archived)
# WOO BELUCCIFEST!
edit: though, you refer to my future wife in such a way again and i'm going duct tape a plastic bag over your head while you sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Yeah, glowing edges up your arse, love.
You can have a bloody noisy one as well. And motion blur. Maybe a halftone one if I'm feeling particularly impressive.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:11, archived)
# what about a cutout one?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Poor man's vector?
Oh I don't know. That might be a bit beyond me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:21, archived)
# i do quite like playing with filters every now and a again.ashally
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:27, archived)
# You may as well because recently it seems nobody gives a fuck.
post any old shite is the order of the day and fuck respect for those posting stuff that takes effort. ( I'm not equating talent with effort ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:11, archived)
# I know my little doodles aren't that shit hot
but I do put effort in. Even if the drawing doesn't take long, thinking up the idea takes a while and getting it to look right, also.

Bollocks to it, you can all have some scrawls in paint as well. And if you're lucky, a screencap of an empty word document.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:13, archived)
# All I like to see is a bit of effort.
I've spent over 1 and a half hours on this current project ( a lot of merged layers on the way ) and I'm probably not 5% into where the finished idea will be. I probably won't bother posting it here seeing as it will be gone, flooded by crap, in minutes.

She will be an android and I might call her Fae ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Far too skinny for the likes of me.
You're bless though.

Sorry, filtery shit has been annoying me for ages, I've just decided to say something today.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:23, archived)
# i sort of think the same about vectors tho
I know they take hard work, but they don't entertain me much. They still please me occaionally but most of the time i'm just meh. Don't complain tho, life's a bit short and i'm trying to be a positive panda these days.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Vectors are, for the most part, fucking shitty.
I'll agree on occasion that some are very well done, but I can't see the appeal.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:26, archived)
# I like the way they look.
Maybe if I did one of Angefuckinglina Jobastardlie then it'd be better.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:28, archived)
# animated vectors might be interesting
but in the main, fucking shitty vectors
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:47, archived)
# then it's a good job that only 3 people on b3ta
know how to make vector images then.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:27, archived)
# LOL bUt whut about vexeLLS?
/understands the difference but still doesn't care
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Vexel is another made up word
coined by people who finally admit they did not have a clue what a vector scalable image was but want to make it seem like what they do is something more than digitally assisted colouring book nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:31, archived)
# hahaha "digitally assisted colouring book nonsense" thats awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:34, archived)
# I don't have a clue or indeed give a flying fuck what either is.
Whichever one it is that I do, it takes me fucking ages, I like the results and I try bastard well hard on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:34, archived)
# thats the way it should be
most of my pound of fleshes i try to spend at least 30 mins on (whether it looks like it or not :) )
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:39, archived)
# I don't have an issue with the results.
just the constant spouting of the term 'vector' drives me nuts.

I love some of the cell shaded stuff that appears on here. I just get blinded by semantics ;)

you have seen this before so you know what I mean.



Click for bigger (110KB) Cell shading



Click for bigger (137KB)Vector.

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:44, archived)
# to me a vector is either something that goes x/y/z or whatever
I feel this puts me in some kind of scary minority
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Yowser!!
No need to hide your pr0ns though.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:23, archived)
# haha.
I don't bother hiding that stuff. If I need a quick five knuckle shuffle there is always watchhervideo.com

edit:// oh and another project very early in the process.

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Haha!
I feel loved.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:42, archived)
# You're the best, Wow.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:13, archived)
# If current trends are to be believed
I will be after the Beluccifest.

I really need to get a life, in other news.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:16, archived)
# YOU'RE FUN WHEN YOU'RE PISSY :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:18, archived)
# CAPITAL LETTERS ARE FUN
HI 5S ALL AROUND
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:27, archived)
# LOL FRESH
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:50, archived)
# He's a fucking disgrace is what he is.
Making things like that, what a complete bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Everything you're probably going to say in this thread
more eloquently than I ever could, I agree with.

Probably.

If I don't, I'll let you know, but otherwise, what he said.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:54, archived)