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#
devil spawn greek: to tame
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:36, archived)
# 100%
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:37, archived)
# I'm so excited about meeting you at the bash
and your bump.

Promise I won't do the woman thing and just wander up, unannounced, and touch the bump. That's so RUDE.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:39, archived)
# *makes notes*
is rude to walk up to a woman and touch her bumps
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Not always
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:46, archived)
# It would be if I did it though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:46, archived)
# I wouldn't mind ;)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:48, archived)
# I am going to have to be
gaffa taped to a chair.


Promise not to call you Clarice.





Much.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:50, archived)
# oh do tell the exceptions
when she pulls your hair first?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Well if you know her it helps
Also if she's wearing a t-shirt that says 'squeeze these'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:49, archived)
# she doesn't no
otherwise I'd have done it ages ago
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:53, archived)
# I must agree with ClanSoul
Dave is a much better name

But my best mate when I was a kid was Damian. Haven't seen him in 15 years or so. I wonder what's happened to him
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Dave is a brilliant name to shout out at a gig.
'DAVE WHERE ARE YOU'

*cue the sight of half the men in the place turning round*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:41, archived)
# I have got to try that one
I have a funny name, so no one can do that to me.

But they can take the piss mercilessly by putting an 'i' in the middle.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:43, archived)
# kebibab?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:43, archived)
#
not my real name, and I've just realised that it will only work in Australia...because you don't use the same slang for a shithouse as we do
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:46, archived)
# You're called Tolet
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:47, archived)
# do you lot ACTUALLY
call it a dunny, or is that totally wrong? Because I'm guessing you don't tell everyone to rack off either.

Or go to Lassiters much.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:47, archived)
# An australian friend of my missus
proposed to his now-fiance while drunk and eating a vegemite sandwich. We agreed it's the single most australian thing ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:50, archived)
# only if he said:
Ahhh faaaaaark I want ya ta marry me shelia!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:51, archived)
# faaaaaaaark that's getting to close to my name
yes it is called a dunny... sometimes also...dunnyXXX
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Dunny three-X?
REALLY shitty lager?!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:53, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
yeah that would be shitty lager...piss weak as well
It's called XXXX 'cause Queenslander's can't spell beer.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:55, archived)
# I've not had XXXX
in YEARS. I can't actually remember what it's like.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:57, archived)
# ok, piss in a glass add some water.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 14:00, archived)
# DELICIOUS then?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:01, archived)
# I can't say, even with my perverted mind
that I have yet tasted my own watered down urine.

I have however tasted xxxx and it is weak and decidedly un-beer flavoured.

still haven't worked out my name?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 14:04, archived)
# k3bib
Yes I see what you mean

hold on a minute...

k3i/-\b

that's awful
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:44, archived)
# kebaib?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:45, archived)
# *turns round*
eh?


(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Trelly gave birth to him, obviously.
Then she dropped him off a couple decades ago using her tardis.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:42, archived)
# his last name wasn't trellis (and fuck me I can't remember what it was...)
and I remember the photo trelly posted for her latest milestone. Way sexier than his mum.

YOU JUST WAIT YOUNGSTER, YOU WON'T REMEMBER THINGS
*shakes walking stick*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:44, archived)
# I don't remember things already.
I'll have alezheimers by the time I'm 25.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:45, archived)
# what the fuck were we talking about?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:47, archived)
# WHO ARE YOU!?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:48, archived)
# who-who-who-who?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:48, archived)
# I'm lost...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:51, archived)
#
are you my mummy
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:52, archived)
# I don't remember,
but where did you put the brown sauce?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Bloody hell.
The Who, love!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:54, archived)
# *riffs*
out here in the fields!
I fight for my meals
I put my back in to my liiiiiiving!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:56, archived)
# I know, silly.
I was just carrying on the theme.

I was listening to it just this morning, actually :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Don't agree with ClanSoul
he clings.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:52, archived)