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# he is fit;;;& his company doesnt sell arms to sudan he saves childrens
ONE TIME DOCTOR DYSLEXIA URINATED ON A LEPER AND HE WAS HEALED
(I helped save b3ta! autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Sun 25 May 2008, 7:00, archived)
# uuuuhhhhh wut?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 25 May 2008, 7:11, archived)
# ! DON'T BE HUMBLE
ABOUT YOUR SPECIAL MAGICS PWERS!
(I helped save b3ta! autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Sun 25 May 2008, 7:14, archived)
# okay well then fine.
i am great and i am good.

hail me as the coming goddess if you wish but please if you would announce your identity or any other pseudonyms i may know you by, friend.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 25 May 2008, 7:16, archived)
# erm, no pseudonyms
MERELY PRESIDENT OF YOUR FAN CLUB, SIRE
I WAS THERE THE DAY YOU KILLED A WHOLE VILLAGE JUST BECAUSE SOME KID OPENED A WINDOW
(I helped save b3ta! autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Sun 25 May 2008, 7:24, archived)
# but does i know who you is and what?
i feel a small amount of familiarity in your texts.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 25 May 2008, 7:25, archived)
# no, but
that's probably the nicest thing anyone's ever said to a newbie. cheers
(I helped save b3ta! autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Sun 25 May 2008, 7:27, archived)
# np.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 25 May 2008, 7:29, archived)
# HEY I JUST FOUND THE PLACE WHERE YOU LIVE
i53.photobucket.com/albums/g56/isjumping/IMG_2184_2.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 25 May 2008, 7:50, archived)
# aaarrrgggh.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 25 May 2008, 8:14, archived)
# DOCTOR DYLEXIA I HAVE A CONCERN:
WHY DOES YOUR BLOGGER PROFILE SAY YOU ARE A MAN? THE PICTURE IS OF YOU BUT IT SAYS YOU ARE A MAN.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 25 May 2008, 8:18, archived)
# i don't know. i probably just made random selections when i made the profile at first
a lot of that information is false and that picture is not of me.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 25 May 2008, 8:21, archived)
# But I met a lady that looked just like that
and when I asked if she was doctor dyslexia she looked at me weird and walked away.

Just like I figured you would.

I yelled out "Hey, it's gronkpan" but I didn't think you heard me.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 25 May 2008, 8:23, archived)
# that was a bad idea.
honestly if i saw someone ask me if i was doctor dyslexia i r/l i would probably be scared and i might just yell out "nooo".

also you know what i look like i don't know why you would ask a lady who looks like the weird advert i got that other picture from.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 25 May 2008, 8:30, archived)
# SOMETIMES I GET CONFUSED, OK?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 25 May 2008, 8:34, archived)
# thats okay.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 25 May 2008, 8:58, archived)
# NO it's not ok,
It's far from ok,
So far past ok you wouldn't believe,
Ok is not in the equation,
It just.......

Oh no wait it's fine
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 25 May 2008, 9:47, archived)
# SEKCY LADIE PISS IS THE NEW PENICILLIN
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 25 May 2008, 7:20, archived)
# hahah
your i nay shone
(I helped save b3ta! autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Sun 25 May 2008, 7:26, archived)
# It's what we do.
Nice to see some more Doc fans about.
Pull up a bloody mouthed citizen and dig in.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 25 May 2008, 7:32, archived)
# cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Sun 25 May 2008, 7:33, archived)
# sheen? air? bell?
(deathbyfeedback, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:07, archived)
# WHY DON'T I HAVE A FAN CLUB?
MAKES ME SAD :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 7:30, archived)
# WORK THOSE MULES.
www.b3ta.com/board/8400161
THE REST FOLLOWS, JUST LIKE DYSENTERY.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 25 May 2008, 7:34, archived)
# my shitty post is the reason I don't have a fan club?
makes sense i suppose...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 7:36, archived)
# EXACTLY!
IT IS LONELY. MAKE LOTS OF FUCKING SHITTY FRIENDS FOR IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 25 May 2008, 7:39, archived)
# if anyone want's me I'll be in my crying corner
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 7:43, archived)
# let us all join our shitty friend in the well famed crying corner.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 25 May 2008, 7:46, archived)
# WELL I'M GLAD THAT I'M NOW YOUR FRIEND BUT
IT'S A LITTLE TOO SOON FOR SCAT
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 7:51, archived)
#
"It's a Little Too Soon for Scat" was the B side to "White Christmas"
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 25 May 2008, 8:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 25 May 2008, 9:14, archived)
# THE CRYING STORE CALLED
THEY'RE RUNNING OUT OF YOU
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 25 May 2008, 7:52, archived)
# CRYING ROOM DOMINATION COMMENCES.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 25 May 2008, 8:04, archived)
# THOSE KITTENS ARE NOT PREPARED TO DOMINATE.
THEIR DOMINATION ATTEMPT IS UNPREPARED.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 25 May 2008, 8:06, archived)
# NO DOUBT DUE TO THE FACT THEY NEED THREE TO OPERATE IT.
DOMINATION IS NOT COOPERATIVE SPORT.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 25 May 2008, 8:11, archived)
# WHILE THERE IS A POSSIBILITY OF AN ARISTOCRATIC MODEL
WE SHOULD ALL REMEMBER THAT THE ACCORDIAN IS THE INSTRUMENT OF THE PEOPLE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 25 May 2008, 8:13, archived)
# THAT IS NOT AN ACCORDIAN THAT IS A PAINO ACCORDIAN
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 8:19, archived)
# THEY BOTH POSSESS THE CAPACITY TO DOMINATE
PAINO ACCORDIAN IS A BRUTAL DOMINATOR.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 25 May 2008, 8:24, archived)
# THE SHIFT KEY OF THE FAMILY.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calliope_(music)
AKA: MOBLE DOMINATION MECHA UNIT MARK I
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 25 May 2008, 8:30, archived)
# OMG SO BIG!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 8:33, archived)
# HE SORTS THE WHEAT FROM THE CHAFF
AND THEN DOMINATES THE WHEAT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 25 May 2008, 8:41, archived)
# I DON'T HAVE GLASSES
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 8:07, archived)
# I DO NOT KNOW WHAT THIS IS.
IS IT TROLLING?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 25 May 2008, 7:48, archived)
# I AM A TROLL I LIVE UNDER A BRIDGE AND SHOUT AT BILLY GOATS
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 7:52, archived)
# I don't get that story
I think the lesson is that it's ok to headbutt people who are weird to your friends.

Maybe it's that if someone is being weird to you, get your big friend to headbutt them.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 25 May 2008, 7:58, archived)
# even wikipedia doesn't get it
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Billy_Goats_Gruff
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 8:07, archived)
# I like the idea that the troll is the protagonist
and that he should have just eaten the little goat instead of being greedy.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 25 May 2008, 8:19, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 25 May 2008, 8:29, archived)
# I know
literature is impressive, eh?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 8:31, archived)
# Well, when I write it it is.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 25 May 2008, 8:47, archived)
# GET 'EM, WEB SHERIFF
ALSO: WHERE IS MY FRONT PAGE?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 25 May 2008, 8:00, archived)
# I don't think I'll front page anything.
Everyone gets angry no matter what.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 25 May 2008, 8:01, archived)
# AND THEREFOR: FRONTPAGE YOUR FRIENDS
Actually, that's fine. I just hope you don't become kind of aloof like the other mods. That would suck. We need you in the shit.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 25 May 2008, 8:06, archived)
# Please let me know if you find the way to her heart
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 25 May 2008, 8:03, archived)
# i still love this picture.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 25 May 2008, 8:24, archived)
# I am glad of it
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 25 May 2008, 9:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Impossible to forge? Impossible to Photoshop.


1) Surely bindun
2) Don't call my shirley
3) why doesn't Queen have a logo? I wanted to shoop it into the blank oval bit.
4) My first ever post!

Did I post it right? yes I did!
(Azrael- last had a shower at, Sun 25 May 2008, 8:47, archived)
# Yes you did
but that was your third post.

Just saying is all
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 25 May 2008, 8:50, archived)
# you could have used this logo
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:RedGreatestHitsQuennalbumcover.png

(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 25 May 2008, 8:52, archived)
# why not a new thread?
It is worth it
have a click
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 8:55, archived)
# Welcome person from lurkageland.
Good first go. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 25 May 2008, 9:04, archived)
# The Queen Crest... AKA the Queen Logo
www.brandsoftheworld.com/brands/0013/5177/brand.gif

Made by Freddie to represent all the bands star signs in a similar fashion to the country's coat of arms.
(iapetus, Sun 25 May 2008, 10:48, archived)
# 50s are pissy easy to forge
which is why they're recalling them from circulation (burning them when they get back to the bank of england)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 25 May 2008, 14:11, archived)
# "50s are pissy easy to forge"
Is this the voice of experience?
Perhaps you might like to give me a few tips!
(jethou1, Sun 25 May 2008, 15:04, archived)
# *sigh*
I had almost forgotten he existed I've had him on ignore so long.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 25 May 2008, 9:42, archived)
# doctor dyslexia claims to be female
but I'm not sure I believe that
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 9:52, archived)
# I couldn't really care less.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 25 May 2008, 10:27, archived)