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# and 'water'
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:59, archived)
# well played, that
:D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:59, archived)
# the only water I care about
is followed by the word 'biscuit'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Mmmmm with Patum Peparium
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:01, archived)
# cor, +10
I love that stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:02, archived)
# how rare!
deliscious tho, dirty but deliscious.

Brown toast, butter, nomnomnomnomnomnom
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:03, archived)
# It's what I get my Granddad for his birthday every year
I remember my first water biscuit (Carrs, natch) with Patum Peparium. Sheer bliss. I was sat on his knee at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:05, archived)
# ha
I get my grandmother 60 1st class stamps for her birthday every year

so she can send out Easter cards that say 'Happy New Year 1944' in them

the dotty old coot
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:08, archived)
# I can't wait to be an old lady.
I'm going to have so much fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:09, archived)
# I look forward to breaking your hips




of course I'll be dead by then
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Just how you like them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:12, archived)
# cold and yet flexible
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Like raw calamari.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:14, archived)
# you are in a fruity mood this afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Ah, yes.
That'd be due to all of the reasons.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:17, archived)
# I like fruit
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:18, archived)
# you can do it from beyond the grave
my grandmother's already started haunting her house - she's getting the practice in
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:13, archived)
# the faint whiff of piss does not constitute a full haunting
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:15, archived)
# The only biscuits I care about
are preceded by the words 'whole packet of'
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:02, archived)
# even arsebiscuits?
well I never
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:03, archived)
# or airbiscuits?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Both of these
should be kept in the packet. Hence my preference.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:06, archived)
# see
I saw some biscuits in a packet which said 'easy open pack'

now, I'm not sure that 'easy open pack' is a good selling point for biscuits - because the point of biscuits is biscuits and not pack

they should put 'easily eatable biscuits' on instead

*writes to someone in authority*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Damn!
I was just about to say that!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 May 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Don't worry!
I have two packets! *shares*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Double packs FTW.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 May 2008, 16:07, archived)
# the only biscuit i care about
is one preceded by tea, and preferably followed by tea, and if at all possible dunked in said beverage.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:03, archived)
# the only biscuit i care about
is preceeded by the word 'soggy'
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:06, archived)
# that's the trouble with water biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:07, archived)
# covered in cum?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:08, archived)
# nah
the biscuit of choice for soggy biscuit is a digestive

/public school blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:11, archived)
# or the ironic choice: 'nice' biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:20, archived)
# If I need to go
I need to go. Don't get in the way, next time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:02, archived)
# ...and don't yawn
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:05, archived)
# You weren't yawning.
Screaming 'TWENTY POINTS FOR A HOLE IN ONE' straight before hand gives the game away.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:07, archived)
# what?????
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Don't act all coy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:08, archived)
# no- I am genuinely confused
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:09, archived)
# To be expected
I am of superior intellect.

Don't worry your pretty head.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Not like this, though?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Fuck me, that's nice reflection work.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Is that sarcasm?
Edit: Please bear in mind I made this back in september, using GIMP.
I was even worse than I am now :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:06, archived)
# nono, it was genuine praise, but just for that
I'm changing it to sarcasm, you talentless shit.

love you :D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:23, archived)
# D:
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:29, archived)