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# What a way to go
*considers failing*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:14, archived)
# *Volunteers*
But fails to get past the interview
rejected by Simon Cowel
Sob
XXX
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:16, archived)
# *hired by Max Clifford*
*invents tabloid story about 10 in a bed romp with Les Dennis, most of the Chelsea team, Basil Brush and Alistair Darling*
*profits*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Wouldn't, Wouldn't, Might, No chance
You need help
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:20, archived)
# It's whatever sells papers innit?
The Scum of the World is an "Aliens ate my baby's limbs" story away from being the UK equivalent of the National Enquirer.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:31, archived)
# or "sofa burnt my baby"
Oh hold on...
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:34, archived)