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# Yeah, because that's totally enforceable.
Just let the government waste tons of money on totally unenforceable pseudolaws that help and hinder nobody. It won't be long before they're voted out so that the Cons can get back in, and that's when it's bye-bye England for my Captainy arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:23, archived)
# *sigh*
Can I come with?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:24, archived)
# I hope you like the Dutch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Are they all like mediocre?
If so, I'm in!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:27, archived)
# i've not met an unpleasant dutch person yet
spreek engels aub :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Every single Dutchie I've met has been a right wuvvums.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:28, archived)
# meh
happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:42, archived)
# can i come too?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Of course!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Dibs on the top bunk :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:30, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:32, archived)
# dibs on the other half of the top bunk!
top-and-tailing? you bet!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:36, archived)
# you sure?
my feet are awfully pongish
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:38, archived)
# feet don't bother me
i must warn you, however, that i sleep nekkid.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:40, archived)
# wahey!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:44, archived)
# i'll need somebody
to help me with my body lotion. i just can't seem to get it on my back properly...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:51, archived)
# nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
tory's back would be a total disaster.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:26, archived)
# I know this
You know this

But people are stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:27, archived)
# same crap different smell
I say remove the whole lot of em, they're too busy arguing with each other to run the country
One day they'll notice that when they put the price of petrol up - the price of everything goes up.... plus they should move parliament to the country.... maybe they'd understand how the real world works instead of sitting in the middle of london telling us how the country works.
I can't afford to go back and forth to work if petrol keeps going up :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Stephen Fry for PM.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:34, archived)
# And Charlie Brooker as a second to balance things out.
That should equalise the lovely to angry ratio nicely.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:35, archived)
# ^this
also
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Ohhhh that's a great idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:40, archived)
# ^this
I think the only people allowed to enter politics should be people who don't want to.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:35, archived)
# ^^
Hitch-Hikers fan.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:39, archived)
# afraid not
only read one of them once, a long time ago.

If i stole this it was subconscious
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Others have said it too of course
that's just where I heard it first. The ruler of the universe is an old man who lives in a shack and talks to his cat, and speculates whether his cat thinks all these important visitors are coming along to sing songs to it. Then speculates whether they *are* singing songs to his cat and he merely believes they're coming to ask him what to do.

etc etc.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:46, archived)
# :D definitely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:40, archived)
# my sentiments exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:42, archived)
# This is true that possibly the only people who could be even vaguely fair and permissive governers are ultimately the people who wouldn't touch it with a bargepole.
People are fickle, if you try to be egalitarian they ask why their tax money is going to some subculture they dislike. A fair ruler would be always be hated.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:43, archived)
# oh and they should be on mimimum wage also!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:52, archived)
# you and me both, kiddo.
They may have got London, but if they take over the whole shooting match, I'm outta here.

Actually, I may be anyway, but that's another story.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:26, archived)
# *doesn't think it would make that much difference because they are all inept cunts*
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:28, archived)
# very true,
but it was a promise I made to myself when Thatcher finally got spavined.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:41, archived)
# I flatly refuse to live under a Conservative government again.
I may not remember very well all that happened last time, but I remember some of it, and also the problems it caused my family.

Not again. Not for me, not for my kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:28, archived)
# ha!ha!
You're not going to have KIDS!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:34, archived)
# I most certainly am.
Four, if I'm lucky.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Future B3tan Breeding Program hi 5
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:50, archived)
# It'll make no difference whatsoever
If you seriously believe that New Labour and the Tories are different types of beasts then you should probably go and check the bestiary again.

/Has no real plans to return to the UK unless forced to by unemployment abroad
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Or I could possibly continue to have my own opinions.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:42, archived)
# It is a fair point though.
As much as I despise the selfish, unempathetic, money hoarding, pitiless fucking taxi driver kind of cunts who will intentionally shit all over someone else just to get a silver penny, the conservatives are demonised to an extent which isn't really in proportion with how equally fucking selfish the Labour party and almost the entire populus is.

That sexual imagery law was brought in by new labour after all.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Of course
Did I ever say anything different? By the same tune, I'm allowed my own opinions, and that's that the people currently in the Labour cabinet are exactly the same as the people who were in Major's last Tory cabinet. Same words, same policies, same lack of action.

That's my opinion. You're well entitled to your own, but you should perhaps quit being so defensive when there's no need.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:49, archived)
# I'd disagree
with you. But then I'd have to explain myself, so I won't.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:53, archived)
# You don't have to explain yourself at all
That's the joy of posting about politics on an arts board. I can survive people having different opinions to me... :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:55, archived)
# *looks out of window*


...may I join the troupe?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Come one, come all
to my vast future houseboat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:29, archived)
#
to on
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:36, archived)
# ooooh
i like what you've done with the place.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:36, archived)
# re: the Cornwall thing I mentioned.
I have just got off the phone. I shall be replacing all the windows in my pal's sister's houseboat in 2 weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:43, archived)
# mmmmm, floaty.....
*falls asleep on the deck*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:48, archived)