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# Tell her the truth
Children are very adaptable, but they believe thier parents. It's very important not to loose this trust.
3 year olds understand death but they don't realise it's permanent. By the time she's worked out it's permanent she'll have forgotten the fish existed.
As for the heaven stuff, entirely up to you.
Trust me. I know about this shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Wed 8 May 2002, 20:08, archived)
# I was hoping you were about,
this was our first option, before throwing it open for discussion.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 8 May 2002, 20:13, archived)
# God
I'm so sensible sometimes it's scary.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Wed 8 May 2002, 20:18, archived)
# just think what he _could_ have said
given our responses...

*shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Wed 8 May 2002, 20:23, archived)
# It could have been nasty
social services would have had to have been called.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Wed 8 May 2002, 20:30, archived)
# sorted now.
we've put them under her pillow, so the goldfish fairies will leave her 20p.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 8 May 2002, 20:34, archived)
# i hope you've told her
otherwise it'll be like the godfather

"this is a message from pickled pizza... EAT YOUR VEG"
or something
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Wed 8 May 2002, 20:36, archived)
# what?
she'll be killing animals left, right and centre now!
imagine how much you would have to give her for a bengal tiger!
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Wed 8 May 2002, 20:36, archived)
# good point.
As soon as I re-found my milk teeth in my mum's jewellery box I nicked them and stuck them back under my pillow for more dosh. I'm such an entrepreneur.
(Nacho, Wed 8 May 2002, 20:39, archived)
# Did it work?
Could go on for a while if your parents are really thick..
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Wed 8 May 2002, 20:45, archived)
# I certainly did it a couple of times...it was a while ago though - can't really remember
I also smashed one tooth in half and used half that night and half a couple of weeks later. I've still got that tooth now (not in my head though). They should have given me more pocket money as a child and I wouldn't have turned out so scheming.
(Nacho, Wed 8 May 2002, 20:48, archived)
# Good skills
Got any more good money making schemes? Preferably legal.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Wed 8 May 2002, 20:52, archived)
# put all new cats eyes
10 cm further apart than before.
same with lamp posts, traffic cones, hookers etc.
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Wed 8 May 2002, 20:55, archived)
# Hmmm
Okay then. I'll do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Wed 8 May 2002, 21:01, archived)
# didn't they get
a tad suspicious after a while?
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Wed 8 May 2002, 20:53, archived)
# sleeping with a bengal tiger
under your pillow could pose e few problems
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 8 May 2002, 20:40, archived)
# you see
what you've let yourself in for?
it would be more humane to kill all animals within a 5 mile radius of your house right now.
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Wed 8 May 2002, 20:41, archived)
# But what if
the dog dies? Will it fit under the pillow? Or if she finds dead birds in the garden, will they go under the pillow too? You'll go in one day to find all sorts of rotting corpses in her bed... Yeuch..
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Wed 8 May 2002, 20:38, archived)