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My marriage...

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 13:54, archived)

oh.

bum wrap. just have to smile and look like you dont know them in any capacity whatsoever. if you were drunk when you fucked em then it seems plausable that youd forget in 5 years.

(hazey, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 13:57, archived)

I was, and you'd think that beer memory would strike here.

But oh no, my guilty subconscious has to remember it all, doesn't it? And when he greeted me he did so by name in the earshot of someone else, so I couldn't really say "No, I think you've got the wrong person".

P.S. What an excellent expression 'bum wrap' is...

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 14:00, archived)

ooooh, moses,

typical aint it. my memory is utterly shit, one of the worst, but i dare bet it would remind me in much the same manner in such a situation. my brain is a shit.
thats a really plop situation then. how long they temping for? cos sustained avoidance is possible if it is only a short length of time, but it gets tiring after a while...

(hazey, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 14:04, archived)

you should just say hi

when you see him, and leave it at that. I doubt he'll be expecting you to have sex in the toilets (again). I'm sure it'll be fine, don't worry.

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pep, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 14:08, archived)

Right, that's that sorted. I have just been propositioned in the kitchen.

Didn't need to turn him down, on account of him noticing my wedding ring half way through asking me out for a 'drink' and going "Oh. Oh. OK then"

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 14:11, archived)

jobs a good un,

you should have had a klaxon attached to your wedding ring, just to make sure it was noticed.
good work!
*claps*

(hazey, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 14:13, archived)

Thank God for a piece of titanium.

The other thing being that if I ever fall out of a space craft of some type, and start to plummet back to Earth (or whatever planet i happen to be in orbit around), at least that part of my finger that is protected by the ring will be unharmed while the rest of me burns to a crisp.

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 14:24, archived)

excellent

you can save the BNP membership ploy for emergencies...

(dognutz, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 14:20, archived)

i was going to ask if you had a wedding ring

your saviour. All done then - now you can just be pleasant to eachother and let bygones be bygones. Well done.

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pep, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 14:21, archived)

Well then,

I say leave that chap alone.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 13:57, archived)

run screaming?

Really loudly, everytime they come near you? Shout 'don't touch me arrrgggh! Help someone help me!' - something like that should keep em away... worth a try?

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pep, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 14:01, archived)

if you just said it quite calmly

whenever they were near you 'dont touch me', while staring, normally makes people wary. i have used it once or twice and people look at you like you might be psychotic, therefore dont bother you again (only used in extreme situations)

(hazey, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 14:08, archived)