b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Crap Superheroes » Message 844849

[challenge entry] .

From the Crap Superheroes challenge. See all 601 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 13:44, archived)
# Do you know how
fantastic that , and you, are.
No? Well I'll tell you.
FUCKING fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 13:46, archived)
# i hate you
I'm trying to make decent mousefishes now and it's really difficult.

BASTARD.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 13:48, archived)
# how rude
!
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 13:48, archived)
# Thanks,
I like to cause some nuisance and annoyance as I trip my merry way through life.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 13:52, archived)
# that is fucking brilliant
i love it lotsy
(hazey, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 13:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 13:48, archived)
# You are a crazy person
and a funny one too.

'Jack: What do you do when the temp who's covering your sick administrator for a few days turns out to be someone you had a one night stand with 5 years ago and who recognises you and wants to be friendly?

Edit: I should explain that although I'm 99% hot blooded male with an eye for the laydeeeeeeez who's married to a very nice one indeed, I have lifted the occasional shirt in my time. The last one being 5 years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 13:48, archived)
# buy some crisps
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 13:49, archived)
# What are
[edit] her / his tits like?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 13:50, archived)
# Who says it's a her?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 13:52, archived)
# offer to make them a coffee
then masturbate vigorously into it?

just a thought

(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 13:56, archived)
# that made me giggle like a tit
*chuckles*
(hazey, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 13:57, archived)
# who are we?
you're relationship advisor whores?
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 13:50, archived)
# Yeah, bend over
bitch
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 14:04, archived)
# Fuck 'em
(right in the ear)
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 13:50, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 13:53, archived)
# see if you can get another fuck
then compare and contrast.
(hazey, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 13:51, archived)
# go for it?
.
(I helped save b3ta! shindig, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 13:52, archived)
# What have
you got to lose?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 13:53, archived)
# dignity?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 13:54, archived)
# i always live my love life like a complete
dignity phobe. its the only route for sustainable success.
(hazey, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 14:02, archived)
# dignity phobe?
Sounds like some kind of space age communication device.
"Quick Cpt. Qwlark, get me High Command on the dignity phobe"
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 14:08, archived)
# hehehehe
its one of my favourite phrases. i think i originally spotted it in the Tv Go Home book.....
(hazey, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 14:10, archived)
# My marriage...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 13:54, archived)
# oh.
bum wrap. just have to smile and look like you dont know them in any capacity whatsoever. if you were drunk when you fucked em then it seems plausable that youd forget in 5 years.
(hazey, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 13:57, archived)
# I was, and you'd think that beer memory would strike here.
But oh no, my guilty subconscious has to remember it all, doesn't it? And when he greeted me he did so by name in the earshot of someone else, so I couldn't really say "No, I think you've got the wrong person".

P.S. What an excellent expression 'bum wrap' is...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 14:00, archived)
# ooooh, moses,
typical aint it. my memory is utterly shit, one of the worst, but i dare bet it would remind me in much the same manner in such a situation. my brain is a shit.
thats a really plop situation then. how long they temping for? cos sustained avoidance is possible if it is only a short length of time, but it gets tiring after a while...
(hazey, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 14:04, archived)
# you should just say hi
when you see him, and leave it at that. I doubt he'll be expecting you to have sex in the toilets (again). I'm sure it'll be fine, don't worry.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 14:08, archived)
# Right, that's that sorted. I have just been propositioned in the kitchen.
Didn't need to turn him down, on account of him noticing my wedding ring half way through asking me out for a 'drink' and going "Oh. Oh. OK then"
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 14:11, archived)
# jobs a good un,
you should have had a klaxon attached to your wedding ring, just to make sure it was noticed.
good work!
*claps*
(hazey, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 14:13, archived)
# Thank God for a piece of titanium.
The other thing being that if I ever fall out of a space craft of some type, and start to plummet back to Earth (or whatever planet i happen to be in orbit around), at least that part of my finger that is protected by the ring will be unharmed while the rest of me burns to a crisp.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 14:24, archived)
# excellent
you can save the BNP membership ploy for emergencies...
(dognutz, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 14:20, archived)
# i was going to ask if you had a wedding ring
your saviour. All done then - now you can just be pleasant to eachother and let bygones be bygones. Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 14:21, archived)
# Well then,
I say leave that chap alone.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 13:57, archived)
# run screaming?
Really loudly, everytime they come near you? Shout 'don't touch me arrrgggh! Help someone help me!' - something like that should keep em away... worth a try?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 14:01, archived)
# if you just said it quite calmly
whenever they were near you 'dont touch me', while staring, normally makes people wary. i have used it once or twice and people look at you like you might be psychotic, therefore dont bother you again (only used in extreme situations)
(hazey, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 14:08, archived)
# Note:
Always wear combat trousers or pants with big pockets when smuggling cinema contraband.

Woo to Robbit!
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 13:49, archived)
# lovely
bizarre! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 13:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! six50, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 13:51, archived)
# i think
i love you!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 13:52, archived)
# hahahaha
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 13:52, archived)
# Bizarre
and very funny.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 16:43, archived)