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[challenge entry] Big Black Helmet



From the Famous Tart Cards challenge. See all 307 entries (closed)

(champagnerocker, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:51, archived)
# i shagged your mum
!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:52, archived)
# go home dad, your drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:53, archived)
# cock's is a plurel
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:52, archived)
# he'll come in his tie?
a sock not good enough for him?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:53, archived)
# too big for him to hit the sides
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:00, archived)
# I find his lack of swallow disturbing
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:54, archived)
# my workmate's mum
went out with Dave Prowse many moons ago, so she probably *was* shagged by DV.
(ninja chinchilla, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:30, archived)