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# This is a happy image.
It makes me pleased. More urban farms please.

Also: AYLESBURY DUCKS. Best of all the ducks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:27, archived)
# This!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Where's you from?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Herts
i remember.

GO TEAM SHIRES!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:31, archived)
# :D hobbits are GO
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:34, archived)
# *dons giant feet and cape*
:OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Technically I int frum round these parts *rural bucks accent*
but I've lived here for 17 years so fuck it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:39, archived)
# well yeah,
I'm a Cockney apparently. But only lived in the laaahndons for 2 years.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:41, archived)
# The wife's from Ammersmif.
But he lived in Winslow for so long he's a Bucks lad too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Originally from 'arrow
but escaped to the Shires of Watford just before Harrow went tits up.

*smug mode*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Hah, I love it when Watford's comparitively better.
My mate hates Aylesbury, but I remind her that she came from Luton so she should be pleased.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:29, archived)
# yay
i want a small holding please.

When i win the lotto tonight this is what i will do.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:30, archived)
# in your case mate its always going to be
a small holding

rofllolmao111
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:35, archived)
# you still cried when i put it in
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:38, archived)
# rubbing chili all over the condom because 'you can't find any pleasure gel'
will do that. I did say at the time but noooooooo, Captain knows SHIT ALL about penetrative activities.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:40, archived)
# it was that or waste ghee.
and i can't be wasting ghee.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:42, archived)
# But I thought you were going to inject that into certain members
of the British Olympic team? 'To see what would happen' you said.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:45, archived)
# change of plan
i'm juicing them up with doc leaf extract
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Wow, imminuty to nettles!
Awesome rural England superpower. See also: power of Bull Controlling, power of Stopping that Fucking Sheep Staring at Me and of course, the ultimate one:

Get awf moi lahnd yerbastard, oi've gaht a shahtgun.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Lovely idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:35, archived)
# WRONG!
Indian Running Ducks FTW!

(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:32, archived)
# freaky ducks
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:35, archived)
# NO.
Peking duck FTW.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:35, archived)
# you make a valid argument...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Peking Duck For The Eating
please pass the pancakes, spring onion and cucumber.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:38, archived)
# You forget..
The Hoi Sin...

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:04, archived)
# NOMNOMNOM
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:39, archived)
# But not Bombay Duck!
That duck look a little bit like Australia!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:40, archived)
# BOLLOCKS
Aylesbury Ducks. YAAAAAY Aylesbury Ducks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:35, archived)
# No! Deadeye Duck!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:50, archived)
# *glees*
BUCKY! Captain Bucky O'Hare!
Mutants and aliens and toads beware!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:59, archived)