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[challenge entry] RATMAN


Fighting crime and cheese.

From the Crap Superheroes challenge. See all 601 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 17:34, archived)
# thats really rather
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 17:35, archived)
# that looks like mark lamarr....




sorry
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 25 Feb 2003, 17:36, archived)
# i'm going home.
no, i really am. bye everybody.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 17:39, archived)
# ive got a friend that looks like a rat
we all call him roland. I should mail that to him really. except he doesnt have a computer because hes POOR. (and probably a communist)
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 25 Feb 2003, 17:40, archived)
# he looks
really shocked.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 17:36, archived)
# I'd look shocked
if I looked like that!
(I helped save b3ta! Tron, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 21:51, archived)
# stunning.
Now, I must go to Leamington Spa. Take care all.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 17:36, archived)
# You can run diesel cars on stilton, you know.
FACT*

*lie
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 17:37, archived)
# shut the fuck up Ian.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 17:38, archived)
# you stupid bathroom.
in fact, not only are you a stupid bathroom, you are a total and utter nad spatula!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 17:39, archived)
# Your brother's Jesus.
the guys in my house really use this one as well, i started it with a drunken coment and it stuck.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 17:40, archived)
# my brother's jesus what?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 17:40, archived)
# just
"Your brother's Jesus"
short for
"Your brother is Jesus".
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 17:41, archived)
# i know
but its a weak insult because it has such an obvious comeback :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 17:42, archived)
# i have to say
nobody has ever responded in that way, it's ususally "shut the fuck up", "you dickhead", "shut the fuck up you dickhead" or loud vomiting.

edit - it is very much the weaker but i still like it.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 17:45, archived)
# you below average IQ room for the immersion of your body in water
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 17:47, archived)
# Nad Spatula
- Freedom Fighter of the future.
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 17:41, archived)
# wasnt he on my
train this morning?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 17:38, archived)
# Isn't that...
...the bloke off the Hula Hoops adverts?
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 18:02, archived)
# haha
you know, i've had enough run-ins with rats whilst living in the city, that i would probably take my aggression out on this guy gladly upon meeting him... with a baseball bat. eat my food and shit everywhere, will ya?
*thwack!*
(que, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 20:15, archived)
# Hey
I resemble that picture !
(I helped save b3ta! ratman, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 22:11, archived)