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# A tad NSFW?
My boss doesn't like it when pictures containing cocks appears on my screen. Therefore, I now have a P45, no job, lost my house, the wife has run away with the next door neighbour.

Thank you very fucking much.
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Tesco Value Divorce?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:40, archived)
# ^ this
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(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Don't be daft
It doesn't look like porn
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:41, archived)
# That's almost ironic
I was just saying to my colleague that HR never seems to get things done quick enough...

Edit: How can the wife run away with the next door neighbour if you're homeless?
(Virulent, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:41, archived)
# can't a homeless person have a neighbour?
next door = next to the door..
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:43, archived)
# I suppose
If said homeless person is lurking around someone's door themself (perhaps stalking said ex-wife?).

I'm not sure a cardboard box can have a "door" in the true sense of the word. Depends how artistic the occupant.
If they're ambitious enough, I guess they could even have extenions. after all, isn't that's what shoeboxes are for?
(Virulent, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:46, archived)
# no.
shoe boxes are for being attached to a leash and petting.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:49, archived)
# nothing wrong with a little light petting
Heavy petting on the other hand...
(Virulent, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:52, archived)
# i'm sorry.
i'm addicted.. it's a desease
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:54, archived)
# No-no
It's ok... I just meant, use the other hand!
(Virulent, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:59, archived)
# The spouse
At least she didn't have to run very far, unless you live somwhere like Texas, and if you do, I hope it's not a cowboy she's run away with........
(bluemohawkz eating nine types of industrial pollution since, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:09, archived)
# at least you got to see some cocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:35, archived)