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# Sidney finally achieved that higher plane he'd been waiting for . . .
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Some cunt's gone and clad that poor penguin in beech laminate.
:D
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:06, archived)
# woodchipenguin
TO THE GYM huzzaaaaa!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:17, archived)
# "Look! No hands!"
Woo! :D

TOP HAT.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:06, archived)
# No top hat!
No red bow tie!

That's not sidney, it's an imposter!

*calls FRAUD SQUAD*
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:06, archived)
# *slowly puts down phone*
:D
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:11, archived)
# "I'll put my name down for now" thought Sidney


...but as soon as his back's turned I'll scarper!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:15, archived)
# yays!!!
:D
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:16, archived)
# This leaves me confused and unfulfilled.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Penguin Saint?
with a tophat?

THIS IS MADNESS I TELL YOU!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:12, archived)
# What's madness is people trying to get me to watch Happy Feet.
People that are older than I am. Don't get me wrong, I've watched Monsters Inc and all of that, but this just looks like sugar raped schmaltz on a grand scale.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:16, archived)
# it is pretty good though
*hides*
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:17, archived)
# ^ What she said
*slides*

/auto-reply no.152
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:19, archived)
# I cannot bring myself to watch that... even when there is nothing aside from that on sky movies
Deffo going to see Wall-E, but that is it....

Dancing singing penguins... It ISNT RIGHT!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:20, archived)
# That's cos Pixar rock
'Allo :)
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Wotcher pudding.
Blotting.

Blotting?

You alright?
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Er, yes, that's a little, erm, embarassing



nipple issues
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Oh shit, sorry kitten
didn't mean to embarrass you. Perfectly natural though, nothing to be embarrassed of. You're giving life, that's the most amazing thing in the world *cuddles*.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Nah, not that embarassed or I wouldn't have it as my sig :D
And it's very cool. Just a little worrying when I get myself in the eye....
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Of course... if you had snake venom in your eyes you could dilute the venom in such a method
thereby potentially saving your sight...
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Is that so?
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:37, archived)
# My word!
You're a cow for giving me mental images of Trellisboobs at work.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Oops, sorry
*flashes*
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:36, archived)
# FIEND.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:38, archived)
# *giggles*
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Penguin Saint...
Praise be the mighty penguin and his top hat of wisdom!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:43, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Whack a top hat and bow tie on that beauty
and that gets a click from me!

EDIT: Sod it, I'll do it meself!

(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:33, archived)
# sorry, no commissions
;)

Edit: pfft! :)
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Sick perversions..
Someone has a major penguin fetish...
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:44, archived)
# this coming from someone
who only posts things about penguins
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:54, archived)