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# I fucking hate Asda
I hate their food
I hate their staff
I hate the people who shop there
I hate their stupid fucking self-service tills which never work
I hate the fact that cunts queue up at the fag counter with a basket full of stuff

HATE!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:21, archived)
# I've never found there to be that much difference between supermarkets, really.
Except waitrose, where you can add an extra pound to all the prices.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:22, archived)
# And judgemental shop assistants.
Which I don't get. How the fuck does a SHOP ASSISTANT think they have the right to judge anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Fuck 'em.
They can keep their overpriced food.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:28, archived)
# i was a shop assistant for most of my life
and i was judgemental, i hated the general public messing up my nice clean sparkly shop floor, bastards.
just stand in the car park, tell me what you want, in note form, and i'll sort it, don't attempt to talk to me.

oh, and i always shop at asda
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Tesco self service are awful
'please place the item in the baggage area'

I HAVE DONE YOU FUCKING SMUG ELECTRONIC BITCH
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:23, archived)
# I love the fact
they STOP when you buy booze

"Approval Needed"

So where's the fucking staff to approve me?

Efficient?

About as efficient as my arse
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:25, archived)
# UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGAGE AREA.
PLEASE REMOVE ITEM AND RE SCAN...

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:27, archived)
# true but
She has got a sexy voice
I like to imagine she's actually inside the machine...

Noons Mrs Cap'n
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:26, archived)
# ^ this.....
the one in park royal, w London is the full of the scum of the universe, utterly shocking place.
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:24, archived)
# The self service tills are ok actaully,
I did a price tag swap the other day, a "WHOOPS" sticker was hanging off something else, so...
I got a 7 quid bit of steak for 80p..

Which was nice..


(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:25, archived)
# hahaha!
breaking the law is cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:25, archived)
# I hate Asda too...
...that's what inspired me to do the pic.
Every so often, my wife makes us go there so she can look at* the clothes. I hate going there.
I'm sure they always show someone patting their arse on their TV ads to subliminally remind you to keep checking you've still got you wallet.
And what's with the bright green everywhere?..
*look at buy
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:26, archived)