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# Following a theme
(, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:10, archived)
# arf!
WATCH-OUT ALISTAIR! There's a ninja creeping up on you!
(, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:11, archived)
# strike fast
merge into the background.

as long as it's black.
(, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Ninjas actually wore brown
because black made darker shadows.
/random fact of the day
(, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:17, archived)
# i am a ninja
and i wear stone washed black.

[edit] also, the wearing of black/brown outfits was only done on specific missions, they would dress like normal people most of the time to blend in.
(, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:22, archived)
# I hope you have
a Motley Crue/Metallica/AC/DC patch sewn on the back
(, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:34, archived)
# makes sense
of course if they'd been really clever they'd have worn camouflage
(, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:23, archived)
# perhaps somekind of adaptive caomflage suit like in MGS4
(, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:24, archived)
# or the ability to contort their bodies into the shape of a piece of furniture
(, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:26, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:12, archived)
# he's going to get sucked into that massive vent if he's not careful.
(, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:12, archived)
# here's hoping...
;)
(, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Arf!
And it's made me look at this again.

Best

Satirical article

EVAR!
(, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:13, archived)
# haha
aawww, he's just a little tired....

(, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:21, archived)
# my favourite lift company!
(, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:28, archived)
# mine is Porn and Dunwoody
(, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:32, archived)
# i like to image his boss is like General Melchett
MEAH! ah there you are Darling!
(, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:24, archived)