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[challenge entry] Captain America...
Whenever peace rears it's ugly head...

he is sooooo crap...

From the Crap Superheroes challenge. See all 601 entries (closed)

(Divvy, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 15:48, archived)
# I wonder what Captain Britain would look like?
hmm
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Feb 2003, 15:49, archived)
# bowler hat
umbrella, cup of tea no doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 15:50, archived)
# there was a Captain Britain character, oh yes
had a pole thingy.

www.vitrex.net/~psy35/pics/captain.jpg

see?
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 15:52, archived)
# wow
he's robust. bit small in the hampton region, but robust.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Feb 2003, 15:55, archived)
# when he becomes erect
his chest deflates
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 15:56, archived)
# that is wrong, so wrong, but i tried to picture that!
funny!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Feb 2003, 15:58, archived)
# we all do
It's the english way. wot.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Feb 2003, 15:52, archived)
# I think there is
or was a Captain Britain, if childhood memory serves me correctly....
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 15:52, archived)
# mind
thingy
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 15:52, archived)
# there
already is one actually


His super power is to become really embarrassed and repressed faster than a speeding bullet. He also has the amazing ability of avoiding eye contact with everyone else in the room... um..faster than a.. um.. well you get the idea...
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 15:52, archived)
# well,
he lasted through time didn't he.

probably sold all his superpowers to the original countries to help fund his own wages.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Feb 2003, 15:54, archived)
# he's a bit
gay really, isn't he - what with the knee high boots and up-turned cuff gloves
(I helped save b3ta! null and void, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 15:59, archived)
# God you say? Heresy!
Kill heeeeeeeem!
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 15:53, archived)
# oh no!
I've started a fatwa!
I thought Noel, Myleen etc split up?
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Feb 2003, 15:56, archived)
# yes. I split them up
with my immense sword. It pleased me immeasurably.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 16:03, archived)
# he did used to exist
I think he looked very similar to Captain America, just his outfit wasn't as good, due to the rationing
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 15:54, archived)
# he has an ugly head
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 15:50, archived)
# subtle
yet good. A woo and a yay to you
(I helped save b3ta! poshpaws, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 15:50, archived)