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# hog lumps ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:22, archived)
# ftmfw.
I think they should always be called hoglumps.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:23, archived)
# seconded
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:24, archived)
# ftmfw?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:26, archived)
# for the motherfucking win!
Aw man, I really really want some hoglumps now.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:26, archived)
# ah ok
i found a nipple in my hoglumps once, it upset me. then i ate it.

i need deep fried pig
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:28, archived)
# ....ew.
That's.. seriously?

Let's go get deep fried pig.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:28, archived)
# why not eat it? at the end of the day its just skin still
the only reason you don't see nipples on bacon is the supermarkets cut the skin off. in our butchers bacon you find nipples occasionally
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:30, archived)
# I suppose you are used to it.
Even so, nipples.

Right, bedtime!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:31, archived)
# noight!
don't let the ukelele's bite. unless you want them to..then endulge their peculiarities.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:33, archived)
# I do find the hairs
Mildly upsetting.

If i wanted to eat greasy pig hairs, i'd still be going down on my ex. May she rest in pieces.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:40, archived)
# *bitter high five*
=D
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:42, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:51, archived)
# Pig snacks
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:24, archived)
# salty bits of salty pig skin, deep fried and covered in salt
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:27, archived)
# :)
"Can you imagine...Hogfat World, and you can jump into a pork rind shaped bubble car. With hairy tufts on the bonnet."

/Spaced Out Forum
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:28, archived)
# no i can't
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Bits of ugly meat, veins of tangy mayo
and drawn over it all is a thin skin of sweaty, pinkish cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:29, archived)
# mmm
Stallone cut
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Thats right lil'dawg.
Dont forget my 'nocs.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:32, archived)
# Then I grew a brain, a dick and a heart
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:34, archived)
# Thats a sweet pitch Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabe.
Now lets talk about real shit.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:35, archived)
# bum shit?
or shit shit
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:36, archived)
# Shit.
Bum shit.
Shit, Bum, shit.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:39, archived)
# shitty shit
city shitty sits shittily
pretyy fitty shitty shit fits gits
mits touch shit they shittied shit
my bum shits shit shitted shitter shit.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:49, archived)
# Pigbits!
I had a nice big lump of Gammon cooked in cider today. It was fucking braw.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:28, archived)
# I had gammon today.
Lightly smoked with a chilli and pineapple chutney. It was all of the aces.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:29, archived)
# verra nice
dinner for me was chicken kievs (wrap them in foil before they go in oven to keep the butter in the chicken so it stays moist) with broccoli and hash browns
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:32, archived)
# oh WOW
my lunch today consisted of a tin of baked beans, ten pickled onions and half a jar of vinegar. I am all the envies.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:29, archived)
# i had breakfast and lunch at the same time today
it all got a bit confused
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Brunch?
oooh, get you!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:42, archived)
# The gravy tasted very strongly of salty apples.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:31, archived)
# I had nicoise salad and then had a blazing row
with someone at work because she was adamant it was pronounced nick-oise and I said it was nee-swa-se. I also had a big bag of vegetable crisps which are boom.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:31, archived)