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# My huge pork scratching looked like Amy winehouse (yes it was delicious)
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:21, archived)
# hog lumps ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:22, archived)
# ftmfw.
I think they should always be called hoglumps.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:23, archived)
# seconded
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:24, archived)
# ftmfw?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:26, archived)
# for the motherfucking win!
Aw man, I really really want some hoglumps now.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:26, archived)
# ah ok
i found a nipple in my hoglumps once, it upset me. then i ate it.

i need deep fried pig
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:28, archived)
# ....ew.
That's.. seriously?

Let's go get deep fried pig.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:28, archived)
# why not eat it? at the end of the day its just skin still
the only reason you don't see nipples on bacon is the supermarkets cut the skin off. in our butchers bacon you find nipples occasionally
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:30, archived)
# I suppose you are used to it.
Even so, nipples.

Right, bedtime!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:31, archived)
# noight!
don't let the ukelele's bite. unless you want them to..then endulge their peculiarities.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:33, archived)
# I do find the hairs
Mildly upsetting.

If i wanted to eat greasy pig hairs, i'd still be going down on my ex. May she rest in pieces.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:40, archived)
# *bitter high five*
=D
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:42, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:51, archived)
# Pig snacks
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:24, archived)
# salty bits of salty pig skin, deep fried and covered in salt
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:27, archived)
# :)
"Can you imagine...Hogfat World, and you can jump into a pork rind shaped bubble car. With hairy tufts on the bonnet."

/Spaced Out Forum
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:28, archived)
# no i can't
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Bits of ugly meat, veins of tangy mayo
and drawn over it all is a thin skin of sweaty, pinkish cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:29, archived)
# mmm
Stallone cut
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Thats right lil'dawg.
Dont forget my 'nocs.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:32, archived)
# Then I grew a brain, a dick and a heart
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:34, archived)
# Thats a sweet pitch Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabe.
Now lets talk about real shit.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:35, archived)
# bum shit?
or shit shit
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:36, archived)
# Shit.
Bum shit.
Shit, Bum, shit.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:39, archived)
# shitty shit
city shitty sits shittily
pretyy fitty shitty shit fits gits
mits touch shit they shittied shit
my bum shits shit shitted shitter shit.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:49, archived)
# Pigbits!
I had a nice big lump of Gammon cooked in cider today. It was fucking braw.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:28, archived)
# I had gammon today.
Lightly smoked with a chilli and pineapple chutney. It was all of the aces.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:29, archived)
# verra nice
dinner for me was chicken kievs (wrap them in foil before they go in oven to keep the butter in the chicken so it stays moist) with broccoli and hash browns
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:32, archived)
# oh WOW
my lunch today consisted of a tin of baked beans, ten pickled onions and half a jar of vinegar. I am all the envies.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:29, archived)
# i had breakfast and lunch at the same time today
it all got a bit confused
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Brunch?
oooh, get you!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:42, archived)
# The gravy tasted very strongly of salty apples.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:31, archived)
# I had nicoise salad and then had a blazing row
with someone at work because she was adamant it was pronounced nick-oise and I said it was nee-swa-se. I also had a big bag of vegetable crisps which are boom.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:31, archived)
# my huge delicious looked like scratching amy winehouse
how rare!
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:24, archived)
# response so far has been...
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:26, archived)
# i don't know this place very well
but it seems to me that you may be an opinionated prick
(Cio-Cio-San, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:36, archived)
# Yey I get to post this, but with a different context to the first time!
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:38, archived)
# This is b3ta lad, everyone has an opinion and will air it without any encouragement
There's no need to really start name calling, not just yet anyway.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:44, archived)
# thats a lady
i think, mind you this is the century of androgynous people
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:49, archived)
# i think its a lady
hell its pretty even if its a boy
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:51, archived)
# You think?
That's fairly insulting...
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:53, archived)
# not really, pretty is pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:55, archived)
# No I mean the fact you said you 'think' it's a lady.
Regardless of whether you are a closet shirtlifter, being unable to confidently determine someone's gender if fairly insulting.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:59, archived)
# as gobbledegook said "this is the century of androgynous people"
not all chaps have your marvellous beard
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:06, archived)
# I have seen androgynous boys, transexual boys, etc etc.
They do not look like that, they can look attractive but they never look like that unless they have some form of hereditory hormonal problem.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:08, archived)
# you sure? :P
*checks profile* Ooopps.
One of my mates calls everyone lad, regardless of gender, I've kinda picked up the habit.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:51, archived)
# well your wrong
hexy is one of the corner stones of this fine website

and an opinionated prick
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:46, archived)
# *agrees*
actually all you need do is write cb3tan
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:52, archived)
# is that you in your profile? o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:48, archived)
# erm yeah why?
shall i remove it
(Cio-Cio-San, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:53, archived)
# People think that a photo on someone else's profile is there for their photoshopping amusments
Some people deliberately put them there:
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=56509
:P
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:54, archived)
# Hahahahaha
All I can see is CEILING CLAN
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:58, archived)
# there's no need to have ceiling clan watching you, if you have a webcam :P
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:00, archived)
# Such a waste of a good hat!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:00, archived)
# looks like an akubra as well
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:01, archived)
# done
(Cio-Cio-San, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:03, archived)
# :D
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:05, archived)
# Uh, hate to be a pest
but that new one is soooo gonna get a big cock drawn on it in no time at all.

Perhaps something less sexual, no?

Hi by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:08, archived)
# fun spoiler
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:13, archived)
# FFS
(Cio-Cio-San, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:13, archived)
# Chill :)
The new new one is probably less likely to be attacked.
No harm in a face picture though really, it just means you'll have endless guys gazzing and being flirty gits on the board... can be fun :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:17, archived)
# ^this
it was fine to begin with, ignore us. i;ve had my pictures in my profile for months and no-one has fucked about with it
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:19, archived)
# FUCK!
I knew I was forgetting something.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:20, archived)
# oh dear. You're gone now that I've seen it!
*downloads*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:21, archived)
# *notices it has changed*
AURAL SEX!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:14, archived)
# ONCE YOU GO BLACK, YOU GO DEAF
(family guy, again)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:21, archived)
# And you seemed so perfect....
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:22, archived)
# You have a dirty mind, she is obviously about to eat a sausage
ed: piccie removed to minimise bandwaggoning.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:17, archived)
# sorry.....
vegan
(Cio-Cio-San, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:20, archived)
# I was expecting that, I assure you it is a tofu sausage.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:22, archived)
# Might be a plan. There are pricks around here.
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:54, archived)
# no, not at all.
i was just remarking that you are pretty
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:55, archived)
# Tom, you big flirt!
*is super jealous*
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:56, archived)
# Say Doll, is this guy boring you?
Come talk to me, I'm from a different planet
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:57, archived)
# Aren't you supposed to look like Chabal?
If so, DEEEAAAAL.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:00, archived)
# *googles*
What him?
img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00370/Sebastien_Chabal_370368a.jpg
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:01, archived)
# LOL! sadly I'm sortof flabby rather than muscley.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:04, archived)
# That's the one :D
Phwwoooaaar.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:04, archived)
# serious? That is attractive?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:06, archived)
# UHH
YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:12, archived)
# Or....
i175.photobucket.com/albums/w141/BrianBlessedJeru/462698.jpg
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:07, archived)
# *tumbleweeds*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:20, archived)
# Yes it is.
Well done.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:21, archived)
# haha. goyatastic
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:05, archived)
# Whos Chabal?
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:01, archived)
# you're very pretty too my dear.
but this one is fresh.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:00, archived)
# She does look to have flawless skin
if that's what you meant, at all?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:02, archived)
# fresh meat
you've been fought over and won. this one hasn't had Wow's attention yet
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:09, archived)
# D:
Does this mean I'll be cast aside?


Also: Captain has never officially won... She's just badass. Ttssattsr originally called dibs but I have also since married you so it's still Wiiide open.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:14, archived)
# She's a pansy anyway really.
In my book anyone you can overpower by showing them Watership Down and they breakdown into tears isn't really in a stable position of dominance.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:17, archived)
# what's wide open, my dear?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:17, archived)
# apart from the dirty sanchez that seems to be going on there
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:01, archived)
# That's a neato,
what right now...
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:54, archived)
# I fucking hate pork scratchings but I like Amy Winehouse.
Therefore I am wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:25, archived)
# .
indifferent to this post wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:26, archived)
# I agree
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:27, archived)
# Oh thanks for that.
I was in danger of looking the fool.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:27, archived)
# THEY TRIED TO TELL MY I HAD EMPHYSEMA I SAID
COUGH HAWK CHOKE!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:25, archived)
# bwah haha!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:26, archived)
# *clicks I like this*
*deducts marks for spelling*

Next time don't spell. AT ALL!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:38, archived)
# eh?
:P
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:46, archived)
# ....actually the more glaring error was that you put my instead of me.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:50, archived)
# But can it sing?
Arf.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Scary malformed turtle-potato mushky.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:26, archived)
# Hey, hey it's Cayke day!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:28, archived)
# People are strange, when you're a stranger..
;)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Hey hey, you're a monkey!
Racism clan's to be found
Caught some nigger singin'
'round his neck a rope's to be bound

Hey, hey, you're a monkey
Singing all the old soul songs
Look at that nigger swingin'
And other racist sounds.

I'm just trying to be friendly,
get you nigger paws off my daughter.
This has turned out wrong, hasn't it?

Maybe, I don't really wanna know
How your garden grows
I just wanna fly...
suicides

(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:57, archived)
# That's racist,
you filthy fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:01, archived)
# But it's ironic...
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:01, archived)
# Cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:02, archived)
# haha. ace spot
ah, go on then
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Phenella!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:39, archived)