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# Hi b3ta! I've been playing Portal! And I love it!
Have something unrelated, yet new, so you can't accuse me of not posting pictures:

As I was saying, I loved the game. I'm not happy about the fact that the internet is full of spoilers about it, though. 'The cake is a lie' is a funny thing to say, but come on. It's like putting the statue of liberty in the cover the the 'planet of the apes' dvd.
Not cool. And 'sorry, you were late!' is not an excuse. Well, for 'planet of the apes' I can understand, but not in this case.
(Nissun, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Planet of the pez?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:48, archived)
# nyom nyom
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:51, archived)
# yay!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:48, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
Love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)
# I have Portal but haven't played it yet
Thanks for the spoilers
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:48, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:50, archived)
# So, if you read the word "spoilers"
you keep reading?
And why haven't you played it yet, if you have it?
(Sorry, though)
(Nissun, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:52, archived)
# It's great!
You're gonna freak out when the blue wizard leaps out of the haunted swamp . . . everyone does


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:53, archived)
# DAMN YOU DAVID
DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!

*shakes fist in direction of Englunds*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:55, archived)
# there's also a horse that nobody expects
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:57, archived)
# NOBODY expects unexpected horse
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:58, archived)
# I haven't played it yet.
What's this "the cake is lie" thing?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)
# heh nice
there's graffiti all the way round the game saying the "cake is a lie".

Trust me, there's more cool shit in there than you can imagine. I've not given away a more than percent of it!

Sorry if it ruined it tho! Didn't think about it tbh.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:51, archived)
# did you get to the bit where you can put the candles in the cake with the crane?
funniest bit ever... escpecially when the flame keeps going out!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:55, archived)
# pffft
or the bit where you have to save the koalas by zapping them to above the bouncy castle with the portal gun

edit: I wish this was fucking true now :(
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:58, archived)
# I hope they put this bit in Portal 2.
It would make it the best.
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:47, archived)
# wow
love the picture! :D

*clicky*
(I helped save b3ta! noddegamra needs more biscuits!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:40, archived)
# excellent follow up
Once you finish - download this: myaperturelabs.com/file.php?id=51
(The Insidious Dr Mayhem ...conquering all on Metaltech.me, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:23, archived)
# I haven't seen planet of the apes
you bastard
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:45, archived)