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# 1337 posts
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:27, archived)
# *fucks off
waaaaaaaaaaaait a minute!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Surely
you should get out your penis, so I can fuck off properly.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:28, archived)
# OK
This is me... fucking off...



...How exactly does one fuck off?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:28, archived)
# *does thrusty shuffle*
like this
*thrust jump*
*thrust jump*
*thrust jump*
*thrust jump*
*thrust jump*
*thrust jump*
*thrust jump*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Aha!
*joins*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Fuck, I really want to see you do this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:30, archived)
# hell yeah you do
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:30, archived)
# GO ON THEN
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:33, archived)
# wait a sec' while I take my clothes off
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:35, archived)
# also - you know how each host nation can propose a new event in the Olympics
*nods sagely and goes for the 500 metre thrust*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Oh my LORD this is such a great idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:38, archived)
# it's a toss up between this, the truffle shuffle
and soggy biscuit
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:39, archived)
# THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:40, archived)
# THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE!
fuck yeah, i'd bring home the fucking GOLD, baby!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:42, archived)
# *also joins
Come on, join our thrusty jumping line!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Do do do, cm'on and join the fuckdance
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:33, archived)
# when children's discos go very very wrong
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:34, archived)
# We were dancing to R Kelly's bump n grind at my school discos
WRONG doesn't cover it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:34, archived)
# *shudders*
having said that - I think we had The Outhere Brothers... but I'm too young to remember anything they did.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:37, archived)
# pffft
i was proofing some marketing material "the #product# protects against the bumps and grinds of daily life" took a while to explain why it was wrong. They still went with it, fucking spacktards.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:38, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
R Kelly brand sex lube: Bubble gum flavour
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:40, archived)
# pfffft
how the fuck did he get away with fucking a child on camera, i mean seriously, OJs got nothing on him.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:42, archived)
# I know
in America, Justice is blind - hence it needs bungs and kickbacks to live so lavishly because it can't get a job
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)
# justice is blind to pissing all over a 13 year old whilst filming it
apparently
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:47, archived)
# "... and he wasn't gonna look at the 37 8x10 colour glossy photographs
with the circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back explaining what each one was to be used as evidence against uuuus..."*

*anyone who can name this song (without the aid of google) gains my undying affection
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# I'm going to have to hurry you
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
# informer by snow
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
# close;
it was Alice's Restaurant Massacre by Arlo Guthrie
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:56, archived)
# damn
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)
# boodoo doodoo doodley doo
boooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Hahaha, fantabulous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:40, archived)
# extremely fucking quickly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:40, archived)
# you are fuck so
1337 off
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:29, archived)
# arf!
hello new person. please read our faq. cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:29, archived)
# haha, I had to hover just too see :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:42, archived)
# nah
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:44, archived)
# bah
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Should've waited until 1337-o-clock to post this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:31, archived)
# oops mindpiss from Holland
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Guten Tag Dixon!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Should have posted at 1337 o clock
FAIL
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:46, archived)