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# this is for all the joiners out there


I cannot believe that half a million people would sign up for this kind of bollocks.

PS There's a tiny bit of TOAP action going on here.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:00, archived)
# What does me making tables have to do with Facebook?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Carpentry is a known "gateway drug" to online social networking
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Fair enough,
But Joinery isnt Carpentry! Silly Rev!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:07, archived)
# *hides face in shame*

*does a bit of crying*

*Nails hand to door as a reminder for next time*

*does some more crying*
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:16, archived)
# there's also a bit of RISing
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)
# de-Ris in progress
This was in a "news" feed I noticed on Facebook. People I know have actually joined this online petition created by some devil to whip up the masses into hysteria. Based on a year-old news story.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:04, archived)
# aah see there's the problem
i'm currently of the frame of mind where yesterday's news is hard to recall, think i'll sit this one out :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:06, archived)
# ummmmmm
no. no thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:03, archived)
# I signed up a couple of years ago as you do
and still cannot delete my account
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Mood: LOLing
Listening to: Carole King--It's Too Late
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:05, archived)
# SOMETHING INSIDE HAS DIED AND I
CAN'T CHANGE HOW I FEEL
I CAN'T FAKE IT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:13, archived)
# TRY HAMSTERS WITH MORE STAYING POWER
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Pffft
*coughing fit*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:09, archived)
# bollocks
same as bein on here fool
(Cio-Cio-San, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:05, archived)
# b3ta is not like facebook
we've got more magenta cocks
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:09, archived)
# ok
;)
(Cio-Cio-San, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:13, archived)
# hi
nice ear ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:17, archived)
# If you ask me,
the internet needs more creepy chat up lines.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:18, archived)
# shit
did i not shout surprise first?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:20, archived)
# It's not just that,
you forgot to ask if she has a webcam.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:23, archived)
# you dropped this.... "CAN I SNUGGLE IN YOUR BREASTS? I'M SO RANDOM LOLOLOLOLOLOL"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:25, archived)
# You fucking stud
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)
# proudly farming the youth since 1987
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:28, archived)
# now now boys
(Cio-Cio-San, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)
# rude dont look at my ear lol
(Cio-Cio-San, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:19, archived)
# dont mock my facebook friend
Fucking Newb is AOK in my book. He sends me tons of fun games and 'are you hot or not?' applications..

random pic from the server:
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:05, archived)
# I like your random pic from the server:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:08, archived)
# i'm particularly taken by the wobbliness factor
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:09, archived)
# This happened when I made a still image bigger and smaller in firefox:
Linked due to size
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:12, archived)
# ha, madness
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:17, archived)
# i like all your pics
so no comment from me on your pics is basicly a woo yay houpla. just so you know ;)
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Thanks :D
Have a recent pic from my b3tards:

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:24, archived)
# very nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:27, archived)
# this is ace!
who is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:28, archived)
# The b3tan Arahan
He's Caewan's local friend.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:42, archived)
# alexie sayle?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:10, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Fucking terrifying
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Camera was tripping.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:40, archived)
# What the fuck is this shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:06, archived)
# doesnt a group like this pop up every couple of weeks?

Have an unoptimised hypnotic spinning aardman meatspin
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:09, archived)
# It probably does. And every week there'll be another half-million eager saviours...
and thank you. am feeling suitably hypnotized. it's soothing.

...



*throws up onto keyboard*

Good night, board.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Ooohh....
This is actually really soothing.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:16, archived)
# the babies are on their way!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:25, archived)
# !?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:28, archived)
# my sister's babies
they're on their way right now, her waters broke all over the kitchen floor.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Ewwwww babiesss.
Best of luck to her :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Meatspin
*snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)
# SRACIST
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:47, archived)
# SCUNTHORPE

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:28, archived)
# fuckbook?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:25, archived)