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# The two shittest shows on TV have combined to create AN EVEN SHITTER SHOW!
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:19, archived)
# i beg to differ.
doctor who kicks several varieties of arse.

plus, i find jeremy clarkson amusing on an ironic level.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Yes and yes
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:15, archived)
# No and yes
(I helped save b3ta! w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:16, archived)
# haha. You have developed partial idiocy.
No doubt Dr Who is the biggest waste if the licence fee to date but top gear makes up for that by being the best thing on TV ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:21, archived)
# my mate said
(so it may not be true) that there is an 8 year waiting list to get in the audience of top gear
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:23, archived)
# Not if your mate gets you put on the Reserve List!
NEXT SEASON, HERE I COME.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:25, archived)
# ooh you lucky bastard :)
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:26, archived)
# I know :D
Lucky also because it gives me a great chance to go and flirt it up with the one and only James May... hehe!
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:29, archived)
# Isnt he
Gay?

Thought him and that wine drinking gadgie were bum-chums?
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Hahaha! Oz Clark?!
Nooo waaaaay.

(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:32, archived)
# You sound awfully sure.
Are you a topgear groupie?
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:33, archived)
# I'm not, no... *sighs*
James May just doesn't give off the gay vibe...plus Wiki says he has a girlfriend.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:37, archived)
# i dont know
if i had to shag one of the top gear team, itd be may. I reckon im 2% gay.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:40, archived)
# Isn't Everyone a tiny bit gay?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:48, archived)
# Well im definately
a lesbian.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:52, archived)
# Well I can drive a car even slower than James May
And I have a ridiculously bad haircut.
I'm sure I can work on the accent...how bout it huny?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:42, archived)
# Interesting chat up tactic.
Unfortunately May seems to be a quaint exception to many, many rules.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:44, archived)
# he is the sort of guy who likes to go antiquing in the morning
and travel 60 miles to the only pub that sells the 'ale' he likes in the afternoon.

Ace.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:47, archived)
# I travel that for the pub I like!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:48, archived)
# REEEEEEE
SPECT
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:53, archived)
# A vicar described me as quirky...
that has to be similar...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:48, archived)
# that reminds me
what does heretic mean?
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:48, archived)
# :S
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heretic
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:50, archived)
# Ahhhh
I told him i beleive in the godfather but not god.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:54, archived)
# That's rich coming from someone who believes in magic.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:54, archived)
# what's worse was he said it to my mum
then an academic called me "unrefined" :S
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:57, archived)
# That's not true
as I've been twice and get ticket applications at least once a series.
I want them to put my Nissan round the track. They are not biting yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:25, archived)
# this is a crazy guy i know featured on top gear
www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5ZZ7IXugno

it's my boss who cuts down the wall
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:29, archived)
# Hahahah
You know that guy?

He really was weird. Did his wife really leave him coz of his car fetish?
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:32, archived)
# nope
never been any female interest, the show made that bit up
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:33, archived)
# heheh, he reminded me of somebody
I knew a guy called andy who had 100's of cats and dogs. His house stank of shit but he was always the first to get all the latest games. He used to peer over his fence to give us dodgy copies. He was another guy who was so passionate about his hobby that he'd forsake EVERYTHING to stay at the forefront. Respect to obsessive weirdo's
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:40, archived)
# Well Robert "mad Bob" as we know him
still rings our work at least three times a week for a sort of free counselling session, it always ends up with him saying "well that's it really" followed by a pause and then "click"
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:45, archived)
# Ho Ho
Tell him that he has a following on b3ta.
I'm sure we'd all like to meet him.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:55, archived)
# Oooh lets all leave shitty comments for the kitchen retard
go on please, i host his website and he owes me money
(Doucement do it slowly..., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:33, archived)
# No way
You have to respect the guys sticking to his guns. His wife however....
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:35, archived)
# well he is devoted enough to live in an ivor williams trailer
alledgedly
(Doucement do it slowly..., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:41, archived)
# haha
"this guy is a retard" and such?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:35, archived)
# well you met him!
how would you decribe him? fundamentaly challenged?
(Doucement do it slowly..., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:40, archived)
# don't get into fundaments with me young man
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:46, archived)
# well that's it really.........................
*hangs up*
(Doucement do it slowly..., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:50, archived)
# well if the last caller wants to get back in touch, there are people waiting to take your call
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:53, archived)
# I enjoy Dr Who, actually.
Although at times it does just seem like a game of Mornington Crescent.
They just babble on in made up science talk, pull a few levers and such and the problem goes away...
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:24, archived)
# they nicked that from Star Trek
...and Andromeda, Farscape etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Even though Doctor Who has been around since 1963?
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 4:51, archived)
# he's dissing Top Gear...
GET 'IM!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Gets
Im

I would have thought that your typical b3tan would be anti-topgear. How interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:29, archived)
# I'm definitely not typical b3tan.
I'm very much a football fan, I'm a petrol head and I'm ex army, no nonsense. But then I'm also an electronics geek and computer nerd. My wife has often said it's odd that so much geek can fit into so much 'man's man'.

I said "fuck off, I'm playing Warcraft"
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:37, archived)
# you had me at hello
that was a joke by the way, i sound a bit gay there don't I, not that there is anything wrong with being gay! well there is but that's not what i meant, erm
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:39, archived)
# haha. Don't worry
there are a few b3tan's that fancy me, both male and female. I have no idea why, but you know b3tans.
( might be the naked picture ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:59, archived)
# warcraft
...
...
*shakes head*
no helping you.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:39, archived)
# who needs help?
I have my media centre.




Click for bigger (399KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:51, archived)
# Bah, tis but a baby
compared to the awesome power that is my rig.
2x widescreen monitors 19" for photoshop 42" for movies/Games. 1x dual core pc with 400gig hd space, 2 gig memory and a graphics card nasa always want to borrow. 1x XBOX360 1xNintendo Wii, 1xPSP, 1x Graphics table.... I could go on.

*my penis is also large.*
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:00, archived)
# 1.2 gigawatts!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:07, archived)
# haha. Ok. You made me do it.
My main rig. Quad core Phenom 8Gb ram, 1Tb storage, 2 HD3870 crossfire cards ( SLI ) 2 32" WS Samsung monitors. Wacom intuous 3 A4 special.

My media rig Dual core 5200 black edition 8Gb ram, 1Tb storage, Hd 3850 card, 52" Toshiba Regza ( used to be her TV room but I have encroached )

My workhorse rig for crunching, downloading and video authoring, Dual core 3800 4gb ram, 3Tb ( raid 5 )2 X1959XT cards sli, 28" LCD and 2 21" LG studioworks cad monitors ( crt )

No consoles because I think they are for children and my child is happy to be using a PC aged 7. I do have a couple of laptops and she has a Powerbook. Plus I have an awesome XDA pocket PC that has been doing all and more than the iphone for 3 years.

I'll not talk about the cars as that would be crass. Funnily enough I have large cock too ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:17, archived)
# *WEEPS!*
Can i live in your house?




And screw your wife while your out in your cars?
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:50, archived)
# This is very much
how i view myself.

I like a pint, I like a fight, I like the footie, I like fucking but most of all I like making flash animations and counterstrike.


Made me lol that: "Fuck off, im playing Warcraft"
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:43, archived)
# ARGH
*runs back to /talk/*
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:30, archived)
# To hell with you sir!
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 4:51, archived)