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[challenge entry] Sizes 29-99

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(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 20:32, archived)
# pfft
i'm glad i know what Lb is, blooming teachers teaching my generation only kilos and metres
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 20:36, archived)
# 700lb is two metres....waistline


(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 20:38, archived)
# lies!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Can't be far off!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 20:41, archived)
# woah, look at the moobs on him
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 20:46, archived)
# i probably owe it to my mum's cookbooks
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Haha
I'll just take a couple of bingo wings please.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Dude! How's work?
Been down/up to the coffee lounge yet,
to buy some overpriced food*?


*Made by fully trained chefs
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Hey, it's going pretty well cheers.
I've been surprisingly well organised and taken in my own lunch most of the time. D floor does smell pretty good though.
/cheapskate blog
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Oh the smells...
Bacon cooking in the morning!! (but don't have any!It's greasy as fuck and even fattier!!
Grill bar is ace too.



Hairs raised on my neck when I read "D floor"

You are a proper Hallamshire worker now!!!!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 20:49, archived)
# You say that as if greasy and fatty bacon is a bad thing.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Good point.
But you can feel the cholestrol forming whilst eating it!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 20:51, archived)
# I'd burn it all off walking back up to I floor
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Oh Phooey!!.....Until recently,
Until recently,I had to walk across the full width of the hospital,from left to right and back and walk down from the top to d floor.
and I am still fat!!!

/broken lifts blog.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 20:56, archived)
# The lifts are pretty abysmal,
it's faster for me to walk up. I long for a card to operate one of those special lifts.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:02, archived)
# I has card!
It opens doors too!

Oh yeeeeaaaahhh!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Show off.
I have an ID card, but I expect it's useless.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:05, archived)
# hallamshire?
as in royal hallamshire?
if so... i think we may be neighbours...
(and mrs turd used to work on P floor, with the liver-picklers)
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Aye RHH.
You Sheff then?

My god There are tons of us!!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:10, archived)
# yup.
the shitty of cessfield.
S5 to be (not very) exact.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:12, archived)
# S14
But i'm not a chav!!!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:14, archived)
# You're fooling noone.
I'm S3
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:16, archived)
# StudentsLOL


(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:25, archived)
# It's alright, they've gone home for the summer.
It's worth it to be able to walk to work.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:26, archived)
# so,
just us workers left, then?
(thank fook)
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:31, archived)
# haha excellent.


(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 20:38, archived)
# ....
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 20:40, archived)
# pffffftt
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 20:41, archived)
# fear me mad shopping skillz
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 20:43, archived)
# I'd take my chances with this rather than Matalan.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Seamless ;)
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Poor old Alan
perhaps he's just 'big-boned'
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 20:42, archived)
# pffft
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 20:47, archived)
# thats good, but i shall ruin it with TUAP
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Would...
Woooooouuuuuuld!!!

(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 20:50, archived)
# I am advised that it is perfectly acceptable
to suggest a threesome with Fern and Lorraine Kelly. Ensure your request is in writing with appropriate forms in triplicate
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 20:52, archived)
# *spluuuuuuuuuuuuuuffffffffs*


(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:00, archived)