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# GRARRRRGH!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)
# EEK!
'ning all.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:46, archived)
# hahaha!!
he's better then edmonds!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:47, archived)
#
better prettier
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:48, archived)
#
prettier sexier
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Crikey!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:48, archived)
# rawwwwwwwwr
what shall I do for the next 40 minutes?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)
# draw me a duck!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:50, archived)
# with a WW2 pilots helmet and goggles
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:54, archived)
# and duck should be spelt with the "k" backwards!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:18, archived)
#
The curfew tolls the knell of parting day,
The lowing herd winds slowly o'er the lea,
The ploughman homeward plods his weary way,
And leaves the world to darkness and to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:55, archived)
#
Now fades the glimmering landscape on the sight,
And all the air a solemn stillness holds,
Save where the beetle wheels his droning flight,
And drowsy tinklings lull the distant folds:
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:59, archived)
#
Save that from yonder ivy-mantled tower
The moping owl does to the moon complain
Of such as, wandering near her secret bower,
Molest her ancient solitary reign.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:02, archived)
# someone stop me
this poem has 32 stanzas...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:05, archived)
# .......
No farther seek his merits to disclose,
Or draw his frailties from their dread abode,
(There they alike in trembling hope repose,)
The bosom of his Father and his God.

The end
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:09, archived)
# write VERY sexual haiku
and find places to leave them on post it notes
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:57, archived)
#
old pond
a frog jumps
the sound of water
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:58, archived)
# much sexier
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:02, archived)
#
old lady
a yob jumps
the break of bones
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:03, archived)
# SEXIER
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:03, archived)
#
thrust flange moist
moist flange thrust
thrust flange thrust moist


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:07, archived)
# that's a bit better
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:09, archived)
#
lubricated
slumbering lump
stopped crying

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:10, archived)
# (I think this is the best hiku I've ever done)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:12, archived)
#
dangerous thrusting
devastating you tender parts
you needed more gel
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:15, archived)
# she's fallen out of
her wheelchair and she can't
get up again
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Ahhh Swamp Thing
and the aptly named sequel.. the return of Swamp Thing.

good days.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:52, archived)
# I thought my phone was vibrating in my jacket pocket
but since it's on the desk in front of me I may be having a heart attack...

I leave everything to Mrs. UnderCover, except for my records which I leave to my brother and my collection of artistic prints which I leave to my sister and my DVDs and playstation games which I leave to my other brother... and my debt which I leave to my ... cat?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:54, archived)
# sure its not a bat in your bra?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:00, archived)
# it sounds implausable
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:00, archived)
# wouldnt mind being found in her bra
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2266900/Teenager-finds-baby-bat-in-her-bra.html
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:03, archived)