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# OMG REAL NEWS!!
I santanDARE you to do something about Alliance and Leicester

... also - ningles b3tans; how was your collective weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Have this instead...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZADp3wyrUo
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:59, archived)
# *glees*
late 80s early 90s?

And just look at them now - who knew?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:02, archived)
# 'lo Prof
my weekend was boozy and now I'm knackered. But at least I'm getting paid to be here.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Guten Tag
My weekend consisted of eating and sleeping and occasional visits to the loo

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(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:00, archived)
# THIS except also completing MGS4
*massive amounts of extremely inappropriate behaviour*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:02, archived)
# hullos! *hugs*
What is this MGS4?

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(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Metal Gear Solid 4
it's a game on the PS3 (and probably XBOX 36fail as well) with the cunningly titled Solid Snake as the main character. Sneaky beaky shooty climby war stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:04, archived)
# pow! pow! pow! pow! pow! pow! pow! pow! pow! pow! pow! pow!
pow! pow! pow! pow! pow! pow! pow! pow! pow! pow! pow!

shooty


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(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Zactly like that
when you're not creepy-creepy. I does love my sniping.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:06, archived)
# :D tru dat
Not had a good Pow! for ages

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(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Step into my office, young Dixon.
What rubber glove? Oh this.....it's for something else.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:08, archived)
# :D Pow! me up, baby :D
Right, back to workipoos.

*plants long, lingering kiss on the back of your neck*

tra

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(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Phwoooar
*manlove*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:11, archived)
# was it very very good
or very very very good?

also - ningles
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:06, archived)
# It was ace, everyone can fuck off
I really liked it. Yes, the cut scenes were heavy, but brilliant (and you can pause them).

Nong!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:07, archived)
# alright
... and how was Care Bears the Movie?*

*firefox spellchecker appears not to have the following 3 words in it's dictionary
- Movie
- Firefox
- Spellchecker.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Didn't get round to it....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:11, archived)
# not on xbox
*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Get yourself a PS3, it's the console of champions.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Only just persuaded Lady s
to let me get an Xbox...

It serves my needs just fine... for now
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:08, archived)
# I liked my 360 ...
and it does have a lot of great games on it!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:11, archived)
# The 360 can fuck off
*tattoos 'Property of the Sony Corporation' on her forehead*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:12, archived)
# there's plenty of games on the 360 and not the PS3 which are really good.
Too Human looks pretty ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Good Morning Professor!
My weekend was ok. I got very drunk on Friday night, mildly merry on Saturday and went out last night and got Sloshed on Cider for a pound a pint! To top it all off as well, I am going to France for the day tomorrow which I only found out last night :D

BRING ON THE WINE AND CHEESES!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:01, archived)
# *brings on the wine and cheeses*
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(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Thank you Man Slave!
How do this morning?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:05, archived)
# And the hairy, hairy wimmins...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Silly Wow!
French wimmins is not hairy! French wimmins am the sexeh!

I present for the defence this:http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Audrey-Tautou/Audrey-Tautou-27.JPG
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Not really my type, she's got too young a face
and her top lip just.... grates on me. Like Scarlet Johansson. Top lip.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Scarlett FTW!
I sat next to her at a concert a couple of years back and sex glomped myself almost instantly. Even better is that she is shorter than me which is no mean feat :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Nah, even without the weird top lip for me she'd just be average attractiveness.
I find her somewhat plain....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:09, archived)
# how very fortuitous
I'll be in Normandy for a wee while in a couple of weeks - if you manage to conquer France before then, could you please leave some rudimentary food and booze provision in place so that I might enjoy my holiday.

Many thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:04, archived)
# No problem.
I am off to Montroyes.

Now before any of you pedantic fuckwits correct me, I know that is not the correct spelling but I can not for the life of me think how to spell it right now....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:14, archived)