you have either a very large navel
or very small fists.
thus, i declare that you are either beadle of a member of the goatse clan.
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Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:00,
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thus, i declare that you are either beadle of a member of the goatse clan.
mine's a little tiny sick button.
As my cousins found out when I was small. Poke me really hard in the tummy button and I'll vomit all over you. OR you can point me in the opposite direction, do it again and I'll vomit all over your mum.
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Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:05,
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that is a fearsome skill
mine is like an inside-out tennis ball
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Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:07,
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it looks like i have an egg
growing out of my stomach, it's quite bizarre.
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Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:09,
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not so much an outtie
as a hernia. it really looks like an ostrich egg has got under my skin and turned my belly button into a scimitar-like curve of immense proportions.
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Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:12,
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Good Golly miss Monkey
are they going to have a look at it when you get into l'hospital?
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Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:15,
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they will probably look at it
and say "what the fuck is THAT???"
it should shrink down as i lose weight, making it easier to operate on later.
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Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:21,
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it should shrink down as i lose weight, making it easier to operate on later.
Well you keep an eye on it
for I shall now do nothing but worry.
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Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:22,
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don't worry
it is fine and non-threatening. it's good for freaking people out with, though.
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Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:24,
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because
we share an awesome gland, which produces mind-bending feminine logic.
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Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:22,
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they'll never "get" us
which is why it's so much fun to mess with their heads
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Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:31,
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I can not confirm this ^
* Mine has far too much fluff in it to see the true colour.
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Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:08,
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* Mine has far too much fluff in it to see the true colour.
If there's anyone who could do this
it'd be me and the Mrs. She's tiny hands and i've a big ol' belly.
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Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:02,
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haha
we are a fine pairing i'll grant!
I was apart from her for 2 days last week, almost instantly became a tramp.
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Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:07,
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I was apart from her for 2 days last week, almost instantly became a tramp.