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# This took ages, and it's still rough around the edges.


Click for bigger and more obvious flaws.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 17 Jul 2008, 19:46, archived)
# Someone say 'pie'?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 17 Jul 2008, 19:48, archived)
# if they made things like this
I'd eat mcdonalds.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 19:49, archived)
# What? Like this?


/whoring my creation...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 17 Jul 2008, 19:50, archived)
# where do you live
and how much do you charge?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 19:51, archived)
# I'm not that kind of girl.
Come to that, I'm not a girl.

Cheap to make the McPie, too.

nyom nyom nyom.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 17 Jul 2008, 19:52, archived)
# excellent
though I still feel rejected.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 20:00, archived)
# We can still cuddle.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 17 Jul 2008, 20:04, archived)
# That's better.
I'm happy to compromise for now.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 20:05, archived)
# phwoooah!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Roll out some shortcrust pastry an line the bottom of whatever size pie tin you want.
Make two burgers so they're 1 - 1 1/2 inches bigger than the diameter of the tin, then cook them. Lay one in the case, add cheese, add the other burger and more cheese then ad some cooked bacon. Add the top of the pie case (shortcrust or puff, as you prefer), brush with milk and then gas mark 6 for 20-25 minutes.
Then go 'NYOM NYOM NYOM'.
Probably best to have a paramedic on hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 17 Jul 2008, 20:02, archived)
# I see no problem with this whatsoever.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 17 Jul 2008, 19:50, archived)
# *I see no flaws, I like*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Ta, muchly.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 17 Jul 2008, 20:00, archived)
# I feel bad
as I forgot to say 'woo' before whoring my pie.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 17 Jul 2008, 19:53, archived)
# Pie whoring is great too
But thanks. :) I want to know why the board always speeds up whenever I post a new image...
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 17 Jul 2008, 19:55, archived)
# Sunday lunchtime is best if you want to hang on the board for ages.
but then that's becuase no-one's reading it...

I always stay up late to make things for the board, but by the time I've finished, everyone's asleep...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 17 Jul 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Euch, I hate weekend posting now
There's never really a good time to post on b3ta. After the newsletter's published on friday, there's no traffic until monday morning, and then it's quiet due to it being MONDAY. Newbie tuesday needs no explanation, and then it's wednesday and new image time, which keeps the board 1000mph until newsletter time. The secret must be to whore out the image loads afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 17 Jul 2008, 19:59, archived)
# Woo
I like. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Thanks. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 17 Jul 2008, 20:00, archived)